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They’re totally pressing. Everyone wants to break the slump like right fucking now. Failure can be contagious.

I love how he busted Bellinger up in the zone. Just a good ol’ country fastball. Striking out a recent MVP like that can be a wake-up moment for a brand new big leaguer: “Hey, I can hang with these guys.”

Even a snowcone is a catch. Great inning by Brieske. Build on that.

Two solid strikeouts. Keep going, kid.

No, I don’t know. I don’t have an advanced physics education. What would be the difference?

Good catch by Freeman. Of course.

Is that true? I honestly have no idea. What’s the cutoff MPH to expect a DP at?

Statcast says it was 84 mph. MLB average is about 87.

Hit too slow for the double play. Even succeeding in getting soft contact is biting us on the ass.

Almost another one.

Whoo, boy …

Truth.

Just … awesome.

Jesus, it's so fucking obvious!

By way of real world example, look at what Japan's super tough immigration policy did to their economy.

It's even worse—the guy will deny he even said any of that and will condemn the video as deep fake news.

Well, what can I say? This is what you get when you put all your rebuilding eggs in the pitching basket. A lot of us on the old board were saying for years that they're doing it completely backwards, and now we see why, firsthand. Especially considering two of those precious eggs are broken with no timetable for return. Let's face it: by the time they got around to selecting TORK! and Riley, this die was cast. This is the kid of situation in which managers earn their keep.

The Tigers will take the series from the Dodgers in LA because baseball.

I did notice that Miggy has barrel and hard hit rates that are higher than league average, but his average launch angle is something like 5.8%. So I guess that means he’s shooting singles between fielders sometimes and making faster groundouts other times.

Sounds like a negotiated settlement.

In other news, Joe Biden is showing symptoms of dementia.

Launch angle says who? We’ve had wins in our four lowest average launch angle games and losses in our seven highest launch angle games.

Craig Monroe is just way too much of a cheerleader and a fan. I don’t like that from my baseball analysts.