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And and and and and the Pistons beat the Cavaliers in Cleveland!

Where’s my three runs? In Torkelson‘s back ****ing pocket, pal!

OMG

Do something heroic Torkelson

Kenley gets us through the ninth. A walk off would sure be nice because I have no faith this team can win an extra game anymore.

Thanks for getting thrown out at Second trying to steal Jones. Thanks for taking the bat out of Riley‘s hands.

Given that I already had Apple TV up and had stopped watching the game at Comerica against the Blue Jays, I was re-watching E-7 of Plur1bus, and noticed at the end of the credits - past which I always fast forward - that they were playing a Muzak elevator music version of the 5th Dimension’s 1969 hit Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In. It was the first thing today that truly made me laugh. You’re welcome…

Anderson pitched a good three innings. Hope something positive comes of it.

Given that I already had Apple TV up and had stopped watching the game and was re-watching E-7 of Plur1bus, I noticed at the end of the credits - past which I always fast forward - that they were playing a Muzak elevator music version of the 5th Dimension’s 1969 hit Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In. It was the first thing today that truly made me laugh. You’re welcome…

😉 Ha! That’s a good one… Hats off to you…

Does anyone know a virgin who is annoying enough that we could throw into a volcano to appease the gods that apparently hate this team and perhaps avoid incurring even further wrath

I’m awake and have a pulse ✔️ It’s hard for me to watch Tigers games because I no longer have mlb.tv ✔️ I have Apple TV ✔️ And I tune in just in time to see a two-run two-out double by the Blue Jays ✔️ Rewatch Plur1bus on Apple TV because the end of a world that makes sense and is spinning into the sewer is preferable ✔️

Stop it! Stop it with all the optimism! Just leave me alone to cry in my nonalcoholic beer! I read An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce in high school. I know this isn’t going to end well!

All the Pistons have to do is lose tomorrow in Cleveland to make my entire sports world crap - with the exception of men’s UCI cycling where I don’t really care who wins unless it’s Wout van Aert or Matteo Jorgensen.