Motor City Sonics

If this is a muscle pull of some kind, the owner of this team needs to start looking at what the hell is going on with our training staff

You know why, right? They want to start producing and selling their sythesized version of it..........which would be a prescription..........and likely an extremely expensive one. That's not a conspiracy, that's fact, they started researching Kratom for this when the opioid crisis started.

Now that we have an ALDI on The Hill, I have no reason to go near Telegraph & Van Born. My mom goes to the little grocery store on Van Born west of Telegraph..........She takes Annapolis to Beech Daly and avoids the intersection you are talking about. Just south of there on Telegraph sits the Gardner White cop, nabbing people still going I-94 speed. All day........... Then in our neighborhood on the Fern St. overpass cops used to sit there all the time picking off drivers on Southfield with his radar gun. My friends and I called it "The Fern Street Sniper". But I don't see them there anymore...... And message to Wayne County, Allen Park, whomever. Why can't you figure out how to make the road last at Outer Drive entrance of The Hill? They fix it, it falls apart in a week. Come on, I know they can do better than that, just spend the money and fix it right. The Southfield service drive - behind ALDI and Five Guys and next to Lowe's........that right lane is a winner.

Dude, I've seen people with their cellphones attached to their sun visor watching movies while driving down the freeway.

I have a dash cam, I should post me ranting while driving. i'll be honest, it feels good. 2 other pet peeves is when the light turns green, why do people have to accelerate so slowly? Speed Limit is 40, but they have to drive 20 for half a mile. Man, I'm at 40 in 1/10 of a mile........maybe not even that far. GO Another thing is lets say you are in a long line and you are 6th or 7th in line and the light turns green. Why do some people need 10 car lengths to go? If you just shorten to 3 car lengths between the cars (and that is still too much for me), you can probably get at least 5 more cars through the light. As far as cellphone drivers, I can spot 'em a mile away now. Can't stay in their lane, driving too slow, not reacting to anything else on the road. I stay as far away from them as possible. but that is getting harder to do. still don't know the cause, I read somewhere the SUV was trying to avoid hitting 2 motorcycles because they didn't see them, which makes me believe they weren't looking up.

Wow, just saw the result on the news of a fatal collision on I-94 at Oakwood today around 5:15. An SUV was travelling East at a high rate of speed and crossed over into the WB lanes. I don't know how many people were killed. On office days (like today) I usually leave at 5pm and that puts me right there at 5:15 (Oakwood is my exit). Today I needed to finish up some paperwork so I left at 5:40. I saw the break lights and bailed at Ford Rd today having no idea how bad it really was. . First thought is someone was playing on their phone or texting while driving on a freeway. It's always the first thought. Maybe that's not the case, but I'm an old guy, I don't understand the constant need to text people. I think for some it's like a drug addiction and if you took their phone away from them, they'd probably react like someone with DTs. I prefer to turn the music up and that is a distraction too, but at least I'm looking at the fucking road. The internet has rewired brains to the point where it's all about that dopamine rush from getting a "like" or a retweet or a click. People are like Pavlov's Dog with their cellphones. The technology has advance so much faster than our brain's ability to understand that we're just lost now. i use a cellphone, in moderation. Most of the time it's not even in the same room as me. I like the ability to find a song instantly or look up facts or even stats, but the constant selfies and texting? No thanks, leave me alone for awhile. We're dealing with an entire generation of narcissists who want everything right this second because of the internet and social media. As they get older a rude awakening is coming to them. I have heard that you can survive as long as 2 - 3 waking hours without texting.

Daily Fresh opened today. Soft opening.........Not 100% up yet.

Never get the extra peppers on a Tony Packo's dog before doing anything athletic.

I guess Peralta did not want to come back. He wanted to be a dancer but was unwilling to start at the bottom, so he came back. It's always good to have a backup plan.

it's called Beau Burrowitis.

Suggestion online that the Pistons trade Grant, Olynyk and Joseph to the Nets for Ben Simmons. Um, I wouldn't trade a bag of dirty laundry for Mr. Softee. Simmons is a loser. He doesn't have mental illness he has mental weakness.

Oh, what's it matter, his 2nd start he'd get a rare fungal infection that would get him on the 60-day.

When do we start asking questions about the trainers/med staff with this team?

I know, a better GM, right?

What's it take to get Frankie Montas here?

This is what happens when you cut Spring Training in half. God damned owners. Hey, it ain't my 43 million a year. Eat it.

I am only a Bell's Palsy and Swollen Nipples away from a BINGO now that E-Rod oblique'd himself. "Baseball is a game of oblique angles and oblique injuries" - Tim McCarver (not joking, he said that)

What he needs to do is say "Fuck You , Jobu, I do it myself".

Well, you ARE buddha...........

I think minimum security jails sometimes have blue jump suits.

Skubal stands alone now Of our 5 opening day starting pitchers, 4 are now hurt. Hey Tarik, wanna go rollerblading on the Sunshine Skyway Bridge?

Oh, I'll get my Tiger Injury Bingo card out to see if I got a Bingo !

Like I said, I take it every day and it is a caffeine-like buzz that deadens pain, but it does not enlarge your pupils, but fulminated mercury does not explode (Mythbusters did a Breaking Bad special), so they could take a few liberties. The Burt Wonderstone movie got Kratom completely wrong.

Gene moves to Alaska and somehow runs into Jessie there and the new series Driscoll & Tak premieres next year.

Someone has already decoded the doctor's notebook. I thought I was a fan, but man............