Dtrain72

Can we hire the Astros hitting coach?

If Canha and/or Greene dont do things, this offense is, as the kids say, "dildos".

To quote PAM Darren McCarty "BAAAAAD DAYYY!"

Fun to watch...this Houston offense.

I was told Keith had power...not really seeing it. Tork infield pop up...no wayyyy...

The "flu"...hey, whatever it takes to keep that batting practice, meatball gascan off the mound.

Harris get's alot of heat, but Canha was a lowkey really good off season pickup that most ppl didnt see coming...including myself.

*Laughs in Harvy Byez voice

The offense being an anchor on the pitching staff's ass doesnt help 🤷‍♂️

I would comment, but I dont want to be "oNe Of thOSe GUyS tHAt onLyYyY poHsTs!" when the Tigers **** their pants and cant score runs again...so no comment.

2023? But I was told the rebuild was over before the 2022 season 🤔

Trololol

My gawd I'd sacrifice a bag of kittens to get rid of Harvy, and I love kittens

Threeeve D checkuurs

Now if Harris could just launch Baez out of cannon and off of this lineup

I would like to apologize to Bally for making fun of them for acting like Andy Ibanez is the second coming of Miggy...as today anyway, Andy Ibanez looks like the second coming of Miggy... And when does Manning replace batting practice Maeda?

He'll fit right into Scott's plan!

Seeing how Sand Diego just got one of best hitters in MLB in Arraez for basically a bag of baseballs and their #7 prospect, clearly that deal would have been too spicy for our smartest guy in the room Scott "Brad Pitt Billy Bean" Harris...imo he sucks, and I dont care if it's only his second season, I didnt buy his bullsh*t, especially when the first thing he said when he came in was "our top priority is going to be all about plate discipline and professional hitting approach!", then he proceeds to keep Harvy, who is literally the antithesis of Scott's intial mission statement. "But, but Dtrain, Scott wasnt just gonna cut Javyyy!!"...well, if he was a man of conviction who stands by what he says, he should have cut Javy to prove his conviction to the rest of his team and the fans..and if Chris told him "no, you cant cut Javy", then a man of conviction says "ok Chris, it's either me or Harvy", then resigns if the owner undercuts said convictions. Point is, Harris is full of **** and doesnt know what he's doing. And all that's not even to mention the Soto trade debacle that left Harris looking like a buffoon and left holding the bag...

I bet Scott Harris is telling Chris that the rebuild is over right now...easy money, amiright Scott?

What a shame...Tigers had em right where they wanted em!

In other words, a roster full of MLB hitters vs a roster full of mostly not MLB hitters.

Tork finally with a couple doubles, and Riley decides to go full Tork

Just call the game, this Tigers team is bricked today anyway.