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Man, Casey is getting the hell beaten out of him right now. We need a medium contact grounder right at somebody right now. EDIT: Yeah, like that. Good. OK, let’s try this again: We need five runs in the top of the fifth inning right now.

Between the first and fourth innings alone, we should be running away with this game.

That could have been—should have been—more than three runs.

So much for productive outs. 🤬

Maybe because he doesn’t have enough hair for the Hitler Youth ‘dos that are so popular among the incel youngs.

JAH-MANJI!

OK! Thanks for not striking out and then hitting into a double play just there!

Please don’t strike out and then hit into a double play, guys.

I’ve been wondering lately how sleep factors into the equation of player performance, and whether/how steaks or slumps contribute to that. Had the Tigers been sleeping poorly because they’d been worried by the collapse, which also made them perform poorly? Had the Guardians been crushing it because they’d been sleeping soundly, which helped them play at peak performance? Did the Tigers sleep well last night and feel better and feel more up to playing today, and are the Guardians anxious now and had a fitful sleep last night which now makes them suboptimal physically? Will that factor into tonight’s games? These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night and lie in bed for a couple of hours before I drift back to sleep myself.

My god, this is exhausting, isn’t it?

Finally! Some positive movement! How long has it been?! Tigers beat the Guardians tonight, 4-2, and so the magic number drops to:

Swinging strikeout! Looking good so far …

Vest looks amped, ain’t gonna lie, a little nervous about that

Oh my god froze Arias on that!

Benetti sounds more tentative than he probably wanted to saying Will Vest will try to get the final three outs.

Why, yes. Yes, he will.

OK, here we go … bottom of the ninth … 😬

Also too woman.

Those days are OVER!

Man, we really, really needed Tork to field that cleanly and double the guy off second there.

What, Joey Cora didn’t wave Jahmai home on that single? Alert the media.

Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap

Riley got his Willie Horton homer!

Within the realm of possibility still: Tigers win three of last four, Cleveland loses three of last four, Tigers win division. Just sayin’. Anything can baseball, man.

I’ll keep half an eye on the game rather than two whole eyes on it.