Strother Martin's ghost is going to go into the locker room and tell them they are playing like a bunch of pussys. And that he arranged for all the scouts to be at the game.
That reminds me of the David Bowie Lego cartoon where his grasping, money grubbing (as portrayed) wife wanted his Aladdin Sane character to have pepsi ooze from his neck so they could get sponsorship.
US Government has put walls up between cubes, masks at all times when you are not eating/drinkin. Pro-tip...always have a beverage at your desk to allow you to work without a mask.