Netnerd

Equating Nixon and Castro is dumb.

If, as a nation, we elect this, we’re officially cooked.

The Rug Doctor.

Makes sense. Especially when Donald opted to ask the OTHER blonde to join him on the getaway jet.

Oglala Lakota County in South Dakota is dry on the rez. Drives up the cost of booze around the perimeter. Pine Ridge is a mess.

I can’t believe how long ago - how young I was - when I first read this Bradbury short. Never, ever forgot it. So vivid. Never imagined then I’d live beyond August 5, 2026.

“Is this Spanish Louisiana?” ”No, it’s Iowa.” ”Could’ve sworn is was Spanish Louisiana.”

E. coli viruses are the worst.

Evacuation is real handy when the fair comes pre-evacuated.

Need to patrol that with toy soldiers.

Hinson is beatable. This Iowan will help show her the exit.

Doncha hate it when facts get in the way of innuendo?

“Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Bill Shakespeare penned that because he couldn’t figure out how to say, “bag of gas,” in iambic pentameter. But he wanted to. Would’ve fit these pathetic RW memes perfectly.

The whole thing is so childish. Honestly, imagine Abraham Lincoln discovering he saved the Union for … this.

In other news, DJT announced he will be buried in the JFK plot at Arlington. Instead of an eternal flame, a laser light show 24/7. Big lasers. Like no one has ever seen. /sarcasm off