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March 19

Thanks to AI Scene: Inside a high-tech corner office (The Brain's Lab), featuring a large portrait of Trump on the wall. The Brain (resembling Benjamin Netanyahu) is pacing on top of a desk, while Pinky (resembling Donald Trump) is spinning in a leather office chair. Brain (Netanyahu): "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" Pinky (Trump): "I think so, Bibi—I mean, Brain! But why would we want to make the world smart again? That sounds very low-energy. Sad." Brain (Netanyahu): Sighs, rubbing his forehead. "We are not making it smart, Pinky. We are taking over the world so that I can finally get a quiet weekend in Caesarea. Now, the plan is simple: We use your massive, luxurious media megaphone to distract everyone, while I negotiate a ‘beautiful’ restructuring of the global order." Pinky (Trump): "Wow. That sounds like a great plan. Tremendous plan. I’ll tweet it. I’ll tweet it so hard. I know all the best words for taking over the world. People love me in the world." Brain (Netanyahu): "Just... try not to mention the secret submarine deal on social media, okay? Just focus on the 'art of the deal.'" Pinky (Trump): "Whatever you say, Brain. Hey, do you think we can make the world’s map look bigger? I like big maps. We can put our names on them. Gold letters." Brain (Netanyahu): Looking directly at the audience with an exasperated expression. Brain (Netanyahu): "Come, Pinky. We have a midnight briefing with the Knesset to attend. And Pinky?" Pinky (Trump): "Yes, Brain?" Brain (Netanyahu): "NARF!"

Donald and Netanyahu ...2026's version of Pinkey and The Brain... "what are we doing tonight Nety" Same thing we do every night, try to blow up the world"

According to the google machine. About $60, not bad considering the beers are reported to be 12 oz. You would probably spend that much at the ballpark anyway

I touch grass every time my dog goes outside. I find, in an unofficial survey, that most MAGAs don't bother to stoop that low

Or sniffing it

There used to be a LaShish off 12 Mile in Farmington Hills. It's been replaced by 2Booli we ate there a bit when we used in the area. I miss the Chicken Ghallaba. Nothing here close to that

He has a weird fetish

March 18 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/march-18?cmpid=email-hist-tdih-2026-0318-03182026&om_rid=

JVL today... https://www.thebulwark.com/p/our-low-iq-president-did-an-oopsie?utm_source=substack&publication_id=87281&post_id=191131928&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&utm_campaign=email-share&triggerShare=true&isFreemail=false&r=45wcm&triedRedirect=true

March 17 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/march-17?cmpid=email-hist-tdih-2026-0317-03172026&om_rid=

March 16 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/march-16?cmpid=email-hist-tdih-2026-0316-03162026&om_rid=

No argument on Paul Newman in the Kaffee roll You might consider Lee J Cobb for Jessup. Not as charismatic as Nicholson. But he already made a mark in 12 Angry Men and could definately handle the "You cant handle the truth' speech effectively. The Demi Moore role might have worked well with Natalie Wood. The Lt Kendrick part could go to George Peppard Peppard looked like an officer and could play arrogance well Give the Kevin Bacon roll to Robert Redford, Also keep in mind 1962 was not 1982. There would probably be different pacing and more focus on the trial itself

State media demands complete loyalty to the Regime.

The cause of the fire was never determined

March 13 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/march-13?cmpid=email-hist-tdih-2026-0313-03132026&om_rid=

They knew this dude was a potential risk. Probably the same with the guy in West Bloomfield. Maybe if Homeland Security and ICE would keep track of serious possible risks rather playing cowboy to harass blue states, these events might not have happened. But what do I know, I'm just a woke lib who needs to smell grass (once the snow melts)

March 12 https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/march-12

As long as they touch it and not smoke so much of it

Also Florsheim's are so 1980s

So I went outside. Guess what MAGA Troll is still a troll and is afraid to have any serious discussions. I guess this is the way Neo Christians talk these days