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So, Steve Yzerman is consulting the Tigers, I see.

WOW. Scott Harris with the ALL-IN move. Amazing. (I'm just practicing). Come on, man, did they consult Steve Yzerman at the deadline here? I mean, crickets, man, crickets

Just wait'll Maeda next year.

Please, please, please, baseball Gods, I hate Chris Sale. Don't make him a Tiger, please don't make him a Tiger.

Wow, that's shocking man.

Positive is a confirmation of a break. Negative is no break. The Diamonbacks are lying. Franklin Perez was perfectly healthy when the Astros traded him, too.

No thanks, man. If I was gonna go gay, it would be for that blind, ugly bastard.

Whew.

Wow, busy freaking day, eh? I was working all day.

Wow, now there is two on. Come on, man.

Oh great................Break the hand of the guy we were gonna trade for. Well done, Will.

Wait, Reese Olson is done for the year? Wow. Can't keep our four main pitchers healthy very long. They HAVE to make a trade for a starter.

When and why did they call Andy Ibanez back up?

Bertation. A very very heavy bertation.

Riley Greene with the mustache only looks like Ron Glass from the Barney Miller show.

0-2 to Marte, do NOT throw him ANYTHING inside, please.

Get Tommy out of there, man.

Guys. I mounted a desk fan on the wall just before the Seattle series. I took it down this morning. I will leave it down,

He just wanted to get into the clubhouse and get some ice on his balls.

Andy Dirks pulls out the ol' "quote, end quote, inner thigh"

Oh, that poor bastard. Oh my. Yeah, "Inner thigh", Jason. Sure

They won't go away.

If he'd have worked harder, he could have absolutely been a star. They sent him home during the 2015 season because he was pissing everyone off by not being engaged. He didn't get the message. They should have never brought him back. Does my memory serve me right here. One of his last games as a Tiger he threw at somebody and the team did not really back him up much. Like his teammates were saying "What the f are you doing?".

I mounted a desk fan on the wall just before the Seattle series. This is all my fault. I'll take it down today and we'll see what happens. Hey, just a note. With the recent bullpen woes, I just realized, and looked it up to confirm, that Bruce Rondon is only 34 years old. He's not that old. I know he's got an 5.06 ERA in the Venezuelan league this year, but those ballparks and that humidity - they're a hitters' paradise. You adjust for better MLB hitters and reasonable humidity and he's easily in the low 6's range here. I don't know, just spitballin' Second Chances make for great stories !