He's like Chance The Gardner but if Chance was a greedy, shallow, racist, sexist, bloviating gasbag. Just says **** and half the country thinks it's somehow deep. The bar gets lower and lower and lower.
Now get this, Honky, You go tell Raphael that I ain't taking no jive from no Western Union messenger. You tell that a-hole if he got somethin' to tell me to get his ass down here himself.