Motor City Sonics

Yeah, right, like there could ever be a 5-0 game between these two teams.

When I hear "cat-like" quickness I think of Tobias from Arrested Development.

John Lee Hooker as a bumper into the commercial is so much better than Hip Hop nonsense.

IFFY BABY

live a little...........risk it.

Who is Vildor ?

what a tackle by anzalone

Pistons up by 7 with 33 seconds left, but this Pistons team, I mean, you never know................. Toronto fires their coach tomorrow?

NOOOOOO I WANTED THE ALL-TIME RECORD ALL ALONE !

Badge Man in Dallas. What could go wrong?

Only one thing is actually REALLY important tonight.....................STAY HEALTHY Gee, no flag for DPI in Dallas? No way !

Dallas is wearing their dark unis at home? Oh, the Lions will win.

Detroit 50 Dallas 47 Undecided 3

I haven't been this relaxed before a Lions game all season.

One less jerkoff in the American League as Chris Sale goes to the Braves. Now, if someone in the NL can get Tim Anderson out of here the AL will be much better.

(NSFW - swearing)

Tonight's the night

Shhhh...............Ixnay on the unnelstay, it's a secret for us Russia-loving libera...........wait, the other guys love Russia now. Wait, what do we do here?

As a Democrat who has donated to Democratic candidates and only voted for a Republican once in my entire life (in New Mexico in 1996 because the Democratic candidate was a bad candidate and the Republican was pretty Center - at the time), I am getting really pissed off that I have never been invited to drink the blood of sacrificed children. I just turned 59 years old a few days ago and I am tired and I need that to feel young again. Look, I'm not switching parties or anything extreme, but I have never EVER been invited to their blood-drinking ritual and I want to know why ! Plus, I got COVID and was not invited to fake my death to live out the rest of my life on the secret giant luxury island that trillionaire George Soros owns, you know the one........the REAL reason that planes don't fly over the south Pacific, so nobody can see it.......yeah, that one.

Wow, it's like the Celtics said "just kidding............."

Monty?

Well, not the cream of the crop, but we got 2 starters.

Why would they sell a shirt for a division that doesn't exist anymore?

Hey Charlie, can I call you back, I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

The Lions are going for the #2 seed, which is a huge jump over #3 because it would mean at least 2 home playoff games (if they win the first one) and maybe 3 home games if San Fran falters. But they are going to be a far looser group than the Cowboys on Saturday. It could mean a huge difference.