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People wondering who the add to protect from Rule 5 from Reese Olson, Austin Bergner, Wenceel Perez, Parker Meadows and Andre Lipcius. Like they don't have 5 cuts they can make. Lemme give you 5 names - Willi Castro, Zach Short, Brendon Davis, Mike Papierski and Sean Guenther. There you go. You could probably get most of them back with minor league contracts. Plus they don't have to keep Andy Ibanez or Kody Clemens. Wouldn't be shocked if they just cut Kyle Funkhouser too. When you win 66 games, cuts like this shouldn't be very difficult. What are we trading for Danny Jansen, anyway?

Y'all are stuck with him. He gonna burn you to the ground, just because he can. LOL. Flick the lights on and they scatter like cockroaches...........but they're in a sealed container and can't hide. (Evil Laugh..............)

I saw Joe Jackson once and he said "Here's a medley of my greatest hit" and played Is She Really Going Out With Him. Your quote made me think of that.

Great stuff guys. I am going to make a youtube playlist out of all these and just watch all of them. I'll wait until we get about 30 or so, so probably by Monday.

In some areas, not all, they will keep voting for the Trumpiest candidates in the primaries. What can the GOP do? They can't stop someone from running (unless they pull some petition shenanigans like they did in Michigan this year to keep people off the ballot). It's like they are on cocaine (I have never taken coke, I swear), but they get that rush from it, even though they know it's bad, and then they keep trying to find that rush again and they can't quite get it and then they finally quit taking it, their lives are in shambles. They are stuck with him until he dies and if they think he cares about the party, HA! Nominate DeSantis, he'll run as a third party. He won't need money to campaign, he'll campaign on Twitter (if it's still around) and never leave Florida..........and he siphon enough votes to cripple Republicans in the General and hand it to the Democrats, he'll do it just out of spite - just watch, it's going to happen. I can see it now, a Presidential Debate with DeSantis and Chris Murphy or whomever, and Trump.........blathering on and on and interrupting and yelling and the other two look at each other like "get us out of here" Trump runs as a third party (can't wait to hear what he calls it) and that map is going to be covered in blue.

To this day I can't see squash in a supermarket and not think of the realization of defeat in the perfectly delivered "squash is on sale"

Someone will some skill is going to see that and do it thanks to George's idea...........but it won't be me

Repeal the 22nd !

but they'll likely block anything Biden tries to do, even if it was their idea first..................

Winter is fast approaching (overnight it seems). No baseball. Football team sucks, Basketball team too...........a stressful political season is still going on, I thought, why not a place for favorite comedy skits? Monty Pyton, Saturday Night Live, Kids In The Hall, Chapelle, The State, Living Color, Mr. Show, I Think You Should Leave...................Put some of your favorites here..............Classics, New Skits, Oddities, All of it. And Warning.............THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED, if things offend you, stay away, it's comedy. I'll start with a Mr. Show favorite.

edibles..............wow, might have bitten off more than I can chew. I should go melt into the recliner with Kids In The Hall Brain Candy.

STOP THE SQUEAL !!!!!!!!!!

Here's more detail about our totally mentally stable friend in Wisconsin https://www.fox6now.com/news/west-bend-poll-knife-threats-charges

Did anyone see where some jackass in Wisconsin pulled a knife out at a library voting precinct? He wanted to stop the voting -- and it did get stopped for 30 minutes. There were kids there with their parents too. He had previously just been arrested for posting racist and threatening flyers around West Bend, WI that threatened Democratic candidates. Wow, quite a surprise there.

I hope there is really really good security for the clerks in Arizona and Nevada. I am worry something bad is going to happen, especially in Maricopa. There were some really creepy things going on leading up to Tuesday.

I rarely donate to campaigns, but I'm dropping $50 on Raphael. (Even though I am a heathen atheist and he's a Reverend)

Have they talked about the Area 51 Alien vote? Really interested to see how they voted this time.

When Howard Dean was the DNC head he went right after districts that the Democrats had given up. If he'd been in charge in 2016, I think Hillary wins.

Ah. like Wisconsin.........only after gerrymandering things to a degree where Republicans can't possibly win the state

Ah, what's the problem, We're in Michigan. Satan will protect us here, we'll be all Blue in 51 days !!!!!!

Yes, they should have just promised to steal elections quietly, like us Democrats......sitting in our lairs, paid for by George Soros, dressed in drag, drinking baby blood and giving Satan handies.

That feels very Al Avila-esque.

Nobody from Hawaii can win, they have to be born in America !

Much like the Tories in England. They can't get out of their own mess and I don't know, something tells Rishi Sunak won't last a year. Looks like their next General is in mid 2024 and I think Labour is gong to take it. Their own Trump damaged them too.