Motor City Sonics

Is Shaun Hill available? Cam Newton busy? Shae Patterson? Uncle Rico?

The defense is holding up well enough right now..............and the Lions are moving the ball, but they leave so many points out there. I don't know the metric but it seems like they would be on a record-setting pace this year.

Weebles Wobbles coming back into the game. I'd rather have Ryan Gosling playing Jared Goff in a movie and doing some method acting to prepare for the role, than to see the actual Jared Goff anymore.

You can't block his lower legs...........Period...

Nothing. Had to take him to get the Two first round picks.

What do they owe him? They didn't draft him. Is Blough better? Probably not, but I am willing to find out. He certain can throw a better ball.

Lions coach looking at the camera in the booth. I didn't know Wes Bentley worked for the Lions. Great pick there. It will never end. Just keep it within ten points so I don't lose $20 today.

Can't throw a spiral, man. I can throw a spiral. I can't throw it far..............but it's a spiral.

Holy spit, Trey Flowers made a play.

I wish eternal hemorrhoids on Matt Patricia. I hope every time he wipes his ass it feels like a cheese grater. Yeah, he could get a bidet but the rocket scientist probably wouldn't know how to hook it up. Thank Lemmy he's not a Rocket Scientist, there would be too many astronaut funerals. Bob Quinn can go back to fetching Bill Belichick's coffee, which was all he really did in New England. I'm a bit on the sour side right now, can you tell?

Well, lets see if the trade for Trinity Benson was a good one. Plus we've got Tom Kennedy. Tom Freaking Kennedy. The league cracked down on Belickck's cheating so he can't do it anymore and suddenly he's not such a great coach, is he? Maybe as overrated as Phil Jackson.

No, you are wrong. They'll draft really well over a 3 year period and just as they are getting good, Sports Illustrated will do a story on the Young Lions and when they pose them for a picture at Allen Park, a giant fucking sinkhole will swallow up the players and they'll never be seen again. Because it's the Lions.

Check Down Charlie.

They're just never gonna be good are they? 30 years from now, when I am 86, and we can post on message boards with just our thoughts and a series of controlled blinks, the 1991 Dallas game will still be their only playoff win in my life.

Just keep throwing at #24. He can't stop anything.

Lions INT coming.

I'll never understand 3rd & 7 and throwing for 5. Every team pretty much does it, but I don't get it. Why would any of your receivers run a route short of the marker?

and then Baby Hands fumbles it.........LOL. THE LIONS!

Sometimes is okay to take the sack.........Good example there............cover the ball, work on the next play

There was a time when the Lions had a 1 game winning streak vs. Minn.............so it balances out in the end.

They need receivers so badly............Is Titus Young busy?

Defense wasn't horrible there. They had good coverage on the first 3rd down, they got pressure on the 2nd 3rd down and held on the last. I'm looking for anything here, folks.

Ugh.......Our safeties.

Big Ben throws one TD and he's now "The Ageless". No, throw enough passes and eventually you'll get one. He's aged. He's very aged...............and he's a rapist.

Shoulda had a pick there.