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what ****ing line are they talking about?

This is basically next year's team with possibly a different Shortstop. 1978 eh? Does this mean the 2030 World Series is OURS ?

Oh yeah, that's right they are not here. Please wear REAL Tiger uniforms PLEASE.

Keep it coming (pun intended). This'll play well with undecideds in the middle.

It's not an inability to conceive, it's a choice to not bring children into a world with people like this in it.

I think Bates is probably the guy...........

Wait, the fumble was part of the plan. They want to be in a long field goal situation on the last play to test Bates.

You jinxed him

Ah, found it on the telly. How anyone could think Nate is a better backup than 2H ?

He doesn't understand anything about anything except 3 things 1. How to take credit for good things others have done 2. How to throw blame at others for things you did that went bad 3. How to get himself more attention And this is why he is coming so unglued. None of it's working. He really doesn't have any good news to share about anything he's done (because he hasn't and has NEVER done anything). He's run out of people to blame for his mistakes. Most of them have ended up going to jail or making deals to stay out of jail and the big one - Harris is getting more attention than he is without having to resort to anything extreme. This is driving him insane. How come he's not the top story all the time? The press still goes FAR too easy on him (because they want those clicks and views). They say his IQ is 145? I say bull****. He's an idiot. But maybe I'm wrong, maybe the smarts are there but the intellectual curiosity is not an that's actually worse. When you have brains but refuse to use them. When you lack curiosity, when you lack depth, when you lack reason. Donald Trump has never read a book. Not cover to cover. He's a flim-flam man, a carnival barker, a hate trader. He's good at that and he knows how to hook certain people and that he does extremely well. The sad part is we have so many people willing to fall for it and if you had someone that could control themselves, it would work on folks in the middle - the "undecideds". I can't understand how when THIS is one of the 2 or 3 people in this race. It is scary to think of how a Project 2025 candidate could win.

In defense of both of them, I would think that day after day after day one place looks like another place and we'd all end up like Spinal Tap saying "Hello Cleveland" when we were in Indianapolis. But yes, it would have ben an earthquake of a story if it was Biden.

I can't watch. How did Nate Sudafed look? Any WR step up? 1 catch for 5 yards for DPJ is not encouraging.

Regarding the timing of Tim Walz retirement from the National Guard He was, what 40? 41? Do 40 and 41 year olds typically go into combat?

I really want to see Mr. Sudfeld against another team's #1s. We got lucky with Goff staying health last year. History would suggest that at some point we're going to need a back up and you want to make sure they have something.

The "I like soldiers that don't get caught" Kelly confirming the "suckers and losers" quote VFW having to correct him on his stupid statement Vance attacking Walz' service Hey military, who is on your side here? Gonna keep voting for the guy who mocks you and only uses you for photo ops (except when it's raining) ? Why, because he talks tough? You know who else talks tough? Mr. Patriot and Mr. Pro Gun Ted Nugent, who, when it was his time to step up, intentionally **** his pants to avoid serving.

and since Gov & Lt. Gov are not the same ticket and it's split, it would be a hostile takeover, in a sense. He could have been like Mark Sanford and just not told anyone he was gone.

Cooper (who was never a finalist) pulled out of the race because in NC, if you run for another office, you have to step down and that Lt. Governor is a whack job. Do I think he used that as an excuse if he wasn't a finalist? No, I think he was being legit there. I think Copper was out of the country for a few days and the Lt. Gov started making moves without his approval. Bizarre situation there. NC - the key is the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill/Cary area. A lot of medical and high tech folks there.

If they are going with mainly Sweeney at SS the rest of the year, it sure seems obvious they are showing Harvey the door. But if not Sweney...........it's slim pickens at SS in the FA market. I think they'd have to overpay for Willy Adames, who probably wants a long-term deal. But what of Amed Rosario? Wouldn't not cost a fortune. Wouldn't have to commit long-term and he's the band-aid until (hopefully) Kevin McGonigle is ready in 2027.

Regarding Tork. They probably looked for something very specific in him. Maybe asked him to work on something very specific and he did and they are comfortable bringing him back He's a starter next year on Opening Day. Probably splitting between 1B and DH. Outside of Ibanez, I don't know who they would have to play first. If Vierling can play third and the OF..........maybe Sweeney and Malloy learn. Maybe Colt Keith.

The Internet Is Making Hilarious Comparisons Between Tim Walz And J.D. Vance, And I Can't Stop Laughing BuzzFeed Tue, August 13, 2024 at 3:35 PM EDT·4 min read 4.6k As someone who's deeply invested in the upcoming election, I spend quite a bit of my time on Reddit reading the comments on political posts. Well, in the r/inthenews subreddit, a recent post about our vice-presidential running mates had me cracking up. In the comments, Reddit user u/TDiddy2021 wrote, "My wife just sent me a meme proclaiming, 'Tim Walz is the guy who asks if you need help with a creepy dude at the bar. J.D. Vance is the creepy dude at the bar.'" Andrew Harnik / Anna Moneymaker / Getty Images And that kicked off a ton of responses in a similar meme format! So here are all the best ones: 1."Tim Walz is the guy who will mow your lawn when you break your leg. J.D. Vance is the guy who reports your overgrown lawn to the HOA." —u/starreelynn 2."Tim Walz is the neighbor who helps your little sister study for her geography test. J.D. Vance is the neighbor who says your little sister will be hot in a few years." —u/Mr-and-Mrs 3."Tim Walz is the guy who puts menstrual products in school restrooms. J.D. Vance is the guy who points and laughs at girls with stains." —u/Deedle-Dee-Dee 4."Tim Walz is the guy that brings donuts to work. J.D. Vance is the guy that eats the last one and leaves the empty box on the counter." —u/MadEyeMood989 5."Tim Walz is the guy that pulls over on the highway and changes your flat tire. J.D. Vance is the guy that drives into the rain puddle, splashing you while you’re changing your tire on the side of the road." —u/nibbles200 6."Tim Walz is the guy who tells a funny joke at a party. J.D. Vance is the guy who opens your medicine cabinet." —u/scrunchie_one 7."Tim Walz is the guy who leaves a good tip and says thanks. J.D. Vance is the guy who screams at the waitress." —u/Mmm_lemon_cakes 8."Tim Walz is the guy who thinks 10-year-olds should get school lunches. J.D. Vance is the guy who thinks 10-year-olds have to carry a baby to term." —u/isle_say 9."Tim Walz is the guy who buys the office lunch on Friday. J.D. Vance is the guy who microwaves fish in the break room." —u/Mmm_lemon_cakes 10."Tim Walz is the guy who smiles to himself when he hears the neighborhood children laughing and playing outside on a summer day. J.D. Vance is the guy who calls the police about a loud noise complaint." —u/BlueDragonfly18 11."Tim Walz is the guy who will play Pokémon games with his kid. J.D. Vance will yell at his kid to shut up about Pokémon games." —u/Pragmatism101 12."Tim Walz is the guy who brings over some tools to help you fix a problem. J.D. Vance is the neighbor who borrows your tools and never returns them." —u/Roctapus42 13."Tim Walz is the guy that helps you fix your car. J.D. Vance is the guy who tells you that you can’t park there when it breaks down." —u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn 14."Tim Walz is the type of guy you would ask to walk you home after a late class. J.D. Vance is the reason you need to ask Tim Walz to walk you home after a late class." —u/GipsyDanger45 15."Tim Walz is a dad. J.D. Vance is a father." —u/Kirsten137 16."Tim Walz is the guy who will lend you $20 and never think about it again. J.D. Vance is the guy that will lend you $20 and then charge hourly interest compounded, increased for inflation, and then sue you for $1,000 in small claims court." —u/perljurnwern 17."Tim Walz is the guy who will make sure everyone has a voice at the town meeting. J.D. Vance is the guy who will call others stupid for asking questions." —u/starreelynn 18."Tim Walz moves over so you can merge safely. J.D. Vance matches your speed, forcing you to stop on the on-ramp." —u/Total-Bumblebee-9294 19.And finally, "Tim Walz is the guy who'll help you carry your furniture when you're moving houses. J.D. Vance is the guy who'll put the furniture down and get freaky with it." —u/Cr1m50nSh4d0w

The Right is convinced that Harris is going to dump him at any time.

For the NFL. This may be adjusted if there are major injuries in the preseason AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCE East 4- Buffalo 11-6 - The final shot? If Allen gets hurt are they under .500 7- MIami 10-7 - As soon as it gets cold, so do they NY Jets 7-10 - I like the Dearborn guy, but hate Rodgers more, so this would make me happy New England 4-13 - Bill didn't leave much (It was Brady, it was always Brady) North 2 - Baltimore 11-6 - Regular season Lamar is great 5- Cleveland 10-7 - Great defense, problem QB Cincinnati 10-7 - Feels like the window is closing fast, if they were in the South they'd win the division Pittsburgh 8-9 - Looks more like Broncos Russ than Seahawks Russ South 1- Houston 12-5 - Yep, explosive team (if QB stays healthy) - weak division Indianapolis 9-8 - This team could go either way Jacksonville 8-9 - It's a house of cards Tennessee 6-11 - Reubilding for sure West 3- Kansas City 11-6 - The end is nigh. Coach's son should still be in prison 6- LA Chargers 10-7 - Harbaugh >. Staley. Almost anyone > Staley Las Vegas 8-9 - Didn't improve at QB. Another coach sent packing after a year? Denver 3-14 - What a mess, but if Nix is good they'll look like genius 2 Baltimore over 7 Miami 3 Kansas City over 6 LA Chargers 5 Cleveland over 4 Buffalo 1 Houston over 5 Cleveland 2 Baltimore over 3 Kansas City 2 Baltimore over 1 Houston NATIONAL FOOTBALL CONFERENCE East 3 -Philadelphia 11-6 Getting rid of Matt Patricia is worth 2 wins alone 5 - Dallas 11-6 Another great regular season, Dax regret gets stronger Washington 8-9 Come on, Dan Quinn? Really? NY Giants 7-10 When the most exciting part of your team is the backup QB's agent...... North 2- Detroit 11-6 - If they can avoid injuries, they could go 14-3 6- Green Bay 10-7 - Jordan Love is good, but is he THAT good? Chicago 6-11 - First coach fired. Minnesota 6-11 - Not buying the JJ McCarthy hype and he's out anyway South 4- Atlanta 9-8 - They seemed primed to breakout and then went all stupid in the draft Tampa Bay 9-8 - Hanging around like stale cigarette smoke New Orleans 7-10 - Dennis Allen was a very uninspired hire Carolina 3-14 - Such a hole to climb out of West 1- San Francisco 12-5 - Might be their last harrah. If the QB goes down, so do they 7 -LA Rams 10-7 - This is their last shot. McVay and Stafford will both be gone after this year Seattle 8-9 - I think they're gonna miss Pete Carroll Arizona 6-11 - Team that can't get out of their own way. 2 Detroit over 7 LA Rams 6 Green Bay over 3 Philadelphia 5 Dallas over 4 Atlanta 1 San Francisco over 6 - Green Bay 2 Detroit over 5 - Dallas 2 Detroit over 1 San Francisco SUPER BOWL BALTIMORE 27. DETROIT 23

Wait, what did I miss?

Well, he wasn't doing much tonight anyway.

Did Jung get tossed in his MLB debut?