So we have three candidates for president. Candidate one was recently convicted of 34 felonies, found liable for massive tax fraud, an adjudicated rapist, implicated in the records of a notorious child predator, and once told people to inject bleach to cure themselves of a virus. Candidate two has a literal worm in his brain, ate a dog, sexually assaulted a babysitter, and drove his wife to suicide. Candidate three is three years older than candidate one and was ranked by historians as one of the best presidents in history. Guess which one is being asked to drop out of the race?