Tigermojo

Funkhouser has a strained right lat and probably won't be ready for opening day according to Hinch. He hasn't been able to throw yet.

It doesn't make sense to me to give one guy $35 million. That much for Trout? Sure but then he gets injured. You could sign two very good players for that or three solid major league players. Also F the Twins and Correa.

I wanted them to bring back Boyd but this is the smarter move for now.

Tork leads off with a stand up double

By the power of the blond buzz cut, Jiminez gets out of his own jam.

Greene hr to left center

Greeneeeeeee

Baddooooo

Hinch out foxing people already.

Yes they switched those two.

W on the jersey.

Erod gets out of the jam despite Willy's wonkiness.

Error Willy.

Erod three fastballs = strikeout.

Kelly throwing a lot of slow sliders away. Tork pops one up to end the inning.

They said Greene added weight in the offseason. Looks bigger in the hips I think.

Did they end up making a rule about the shift? Both teams using the shift so far.

Greene HBP on the toe.

We're too polite to allow our money to be worth more. Sorry.

Ideally Baddoo, Greene and Cameron can all reach their potential as 20/20 guys for years to come. It's good to have Hill and Reyes available though. I think Hill and Cameron will start at AAA this year.

The owners keep trying to add something new every time. "I guess we could add more money for that but you have to wash our cars every weekend." Where did that come from? If that's something you wanted, why wasn't it in the discussion from the very beginning? It looked like things could have been settled by now if they didn't keep trying to add something which hasn't been discussed. Then the players have to take time for all of them to get on the same page for the new item. I thought they were close but the owners keep changing the fine print and that is very shady on their part.

"Hot and ready" on the back of every player's jersey.

Anything but the drummer from Cleveland. Maybe a White Sox fan?

At their age I was cutting box scores out of the newspaper so I could look at a whole season's worth.

I wish I didn't watch that many games last April.