Biff Mayhem

Same face for barefoot and animal feces/vomit.

I think this is why so many comedians have airport/airline jokes. It's a goldmine of comedic material. Add in the modern entitled Karen mentality and portable devices, YouTube channels are prospering.

Its the equivalent of saying that NFL teams can only play a nickel defense.

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What is the difference between Wordle and quordle?

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So I was feeling a little saucy this afternoon. All I kept thinking about as I listened back to this section was @pfifesaying that I have lived on metal for an extended period of time (paraphrasing)

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I’m just going to leave this here.

Think Wheel of Fortune: RSTLNE

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Good idea on having it's own thread. This is a fun game. Todays Wordle took me 7 tries. Yes, I only get 6 but when I saw the sixth attempt my brain went "a ha!".

How about the guy running on the side of the road at 7:15am on a Sunday morning? Is it permissible for me to scoff at them?

Okay, I'll play.

You need to respect people who wear glasses. They paid money to see you.

Good thing he chose that route rather than revisiting his Cock-Knocker roll.

Burt went hard on that pie to the face. That could have easily resulted in fisticuffs.

Look, I love me some Canadians but you might start an international incident with that. One of my motorcycle buddies rode a full bagger with a passenger right across my lawn not long after a watering and the tire track was there for about 6 weeks. He thought it was hilarious. I've yet to let the air out of his tires.

A very angry Burt Reynolds on the Tonight Show. The story goes that Leno made a joke about Burt's recent divorce and it turned very sour. Marc Summers then exasperates the situation by making another crack about the divorce.

And as well she should.

Read it again moron.

Word. But then again there is kimchi. That is allowable.

One positive thing that occurred in our household is my wife slowly but surely built up about three months of dry goods, laundry soap, paper goods etc. She didn't panic buy or "hoard". She just bought extra of everything that didn't spoil when she was out. When this happens again and things may end up going more nuts, we're good to bunker down for months. If she started burying food in the backyard, I'd have to put the kibosh on that!

Pics or it didn't happen 😉