Dtrain72

I am 100% convinced Baez will opt out of his contract here once the fans fully turn on him and begin to boo him lustily at home...it's comin'

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Tork actually sucks at the plate...not ready for this level...but tbf, he fits right in.

Would be super awesome sweet if someone like Tork or Clemens did something offensively here to win this game.

Soto clown shoes averted

Bottom of the 9th here has Tigers clown shoes written all over it...will be Soto or loaded diaper defense, or both?

Add him to the growing list.

Lol, Javy with the ugliest RBI ever followed by full hurpa durpa baserunning...this guy...

Does Tork stay up all season? Not sute uf sending him down does any good, especially when this team sucks anyway, but he cant even barrel up meatballs...

6 years of Baez... six...years...unless the fans boo him out of town after two!

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Not sure how a guy could suck this bad for six more years and still be in the league...

Me: "Al really hit it out of the park with this pitching talent...wow!!" Also me, watching the offense: "BURN HIMMMM!!!"

How long before Baez flips off Tigers fans at Comerica this season? I'd say right before all star break.

Oh noooo...the offense sucks agaaaain...

I mean 13 runs is bad and all, but the offense is still nothing but holes.

Daz def not a but hole performance there.

Offense was due to go full but hole against what's been a bad pitcher so far this season.

I will say a nice thing about Al, the depth of this m.a.s.h unit pitching staff has been really good.

Greeeeat, there goes our season...

I go higher than that, Avila gave AJ a giant pile of shit and then promised the fan base "tHe REEEEEe buiLD iS oHHHhhh vuuUUrr!!!"...if anyone's head needs to roll, it's Al. I'll be damned if this management/ownership shit's on AJ, then he goes back to Houston as has world series contender again, all while Al and chris play glad-hand reach around with eachother while pissing on the fans, tellin em it's raining.

This team is such a fucking disaster

I would rather be locked in an elevator filled with 1000 farts than watch this offense...to indeed beat a dead horse, it's literally historically bad, like trending to be one of the worst in MLB history...give Al an extension Chris! Freaking mush brained owner...