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  1. IdahoBert
    Heck!
  2. IdahoBert
    Maybe the Tigers need a hypnotist, somebody with Rasputin-like presence, to encourage these guys to put some wood on the ball.
  3. IdahoBert
    They struck out 15 times yesterday they are trying to achieve a new record today.
  4. IdahoBert
    I don’t have all that much spare time on my hands.
  5. IdahoBert
    Am I a bad person for thinking that the name Kerry Carpenter sounds like a female porn star name? Or is this already old hat? I was hardly around this site last year, so I wouldn’t know if everyone had the same idea that I had or if I’m just a bad person.
  6. IdahoBert
    With an airship terminal attached to the new scoreboard, the Tigers can now send players to Toledo for hitting refresher courses and cut travel time from 1 hr. and 11 min. to only 22 min. (per Jason Beck)
  7. IdahoBert
    8 runs and they only struck out 15 times to do it. I guess it is what it is. I don’t know what to do about it. Maybe an Abe Vigoda look-alike should walk in and announce that “Javier Baez sleeps with the fishes” and see if that rights the ship.
  8. IdahoBert
    You think YOUR hitting sucks? Let me tell you about sucking…
  9. IdahoBert
    I didn’t “like“ this because I like injuries. I was just glad you were reporting it otherwise I wouldn’t have known about it.
  10. IdahoBert
    I watch a lot of men’s cycling on Peacock and MAX and when those guys hit the pavement going 30 to 40 mph, their thin sheen of Lycra exposes their bleeding butts. Riley’s getting off easy here.
  11. IdahoBert
    Nice to win a game again, especially in the ninth-inning. Winning is the difference between milk and honey flowing through your veins or battery acid. I like milk and honey a lot more.
  12. IdahoBert
    Like Zoolander, I just try to remember to suck in my cheeks.
  13. IdahoBert
    It snowed a couple inches here today in Boise Idaho and there’s been 24 inches of snow the last two days up at the ski lodge outside of town. So now that I’m not particularly incautious about being optimistic I flew the colors today on my walk.
  14. IdahoBert
    It’s a shame that Riley and Tork grew up in Saudi Arabia and are used to a warm climate. But once it heats up, so will they.
  15. IdahoBert
    “On Tuesday, May 22, 1980, a man named Henry Hill did what seemed to him the only sensible thing to do: he decided to cease to exist.” — opening line to Wise Guys
  16. IdahoBert
    My new T-shirt arrived today. I like how it’s reminiscent of the road jerseys from the 60s.
  17. IdahoBert
    I guess they did away with the traditional automatic off day after opening day in case there’s a rain out because I was not expecting a game tomorrow, which is kind of stupid, though, with it being Saturday.
  18. IdahoBert
    Indeed. I too am a man of the clothe.
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  20. IdahoBert
    DP would be nice.
  21. IdahoBert
    I’m just following on Gameday but one of those pitches Javy swung at was so low in the strike zone it grazed South Detroit.
  22. IdahoBert
    It is the Nashville Hot Chicken sandwich and I’d already taken a bite out of it. The bun is branded on top. Fries come in a small pail. And when I asked them to switch the game from the Yankees to the Tigers, they were more than happy to comply.
  23. IdahoBert
    What is this absurdity with the opposing team scoring runs?
  24. IdahoBert
    A homer for the West Sacramento Athletics. season.over.com
  25. IdahoBert
    Canha can do. Clever eh?
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