Shades of Deivi Cruz

That doctoring was so obvious they should be sued for malpractice.

Holy sped up video, Batman!

Criminal activity for me, but not for thee.

You want me to work there AND send my kids there? Gross. I actually kind of enjoy taking UM's money and giving it OSU. (Though I am looking forward to when I don't have to do that either.)

Not in the next couple of years, please. I don't want to pay out of state prices at THE Ohio State University.

Mine is only six days prior.

IMO, gift giving is (by far) the worst part of the holidays.

I say this with absolutely no due respect whatsoever. "Go F___ Yourself, Mr. President."

I've been rewatching Tires on Netflix for the third time. It's such a funny show, and each episode is only 20-25 minutes, so it's easy to breeze through. "I'm trying to get these bikini girls into this shipping container. It's harder than you'd think."

Every time I see Trump reading a speech, I think of this.

Poor pirate lady has nearly been killed by Carol twice now, and she will still have to be nice to her.

Except all the reports say that he was talking to Catherine Lucey.

Someone should have asked if he applies that same philosophy to Charlie Kirk.

For a moment I thought "three squares" was referring to the TP allotment you thought would be sufficient, and I thought "man, that's harsh."

I can't say that I've thought about prison life a lot, but one thing I would have assumed is that toilet paper is provided as-needed for anyone and not considered as a "special privilege".