Jim Cowan

You're looking a lot more cheerful lately.

Tork is insisting on hitting 48 home runs

.600 ball y'all

I want to remind everybody that I completely gave up on Dingler about 3 years ago.

Ramon Santiago plays short on Sundays.

20 games is a perfect sample. Do you know why? It's because you can multiply everyone's stats by 8 and get a super-precise prediction of what their total year performance will be. Tork is going to hit 48 home runs, and his 144 RBI will be fifth highest in team history, Greenberg has the top 4.

.600 ball y'all

In fairness to Jim, when he first came up he didn't know that you could still get paid if you were injured and couldn't play. As soon as he found our, as fate would have it, they were in LA which is the shortest hitchhiking distance to Vegas so he faked the oblique. Oblique is beautiful, there isn't an empirical test for it, and I feel that Maeda is soon to suffer an oblique strain.

Cherish these moments against the Twins. My goodness, what an awful team. They stink like a corpse in a sealed 45 gallon drum.

Guess who leads the American League in walks,,,Colt Keith, 12

Dotel is among the victims at the meringue concert in the DR

Go forth and Mantiply

.600 ball, y'all. 97 wins.

That's how you do it! That's satisfying. That's like a vintage JD Martinez moment

I love this