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Jim Cowan

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  1. Tanner Bibee has 35 strikeouts in 51 innings. And, he has given up 11 home runs. Why, that's even more than Jack Flaherty! He is going to get pummeled.
  2. Beau Brieske makes me nervous but he survived easily
  3. Javy Baez, pinch hit home run with 5 men on base
  4. I love when the probable pitchers are listed, and Sonny Gray RHP out of the corner of my eye looks like Sonny Gray RIP
  5. I'm just glad he's on our side.
  6. Yes but that voice makes my ears bleed
  7. My memory of 68 is that Willie Horton would hit a 2 run homer in the 7th inning and the Tigers would win 2-1. How often did that actually happen? Maybe only once or twice. I feel like McLain's 30th win was a game like that. Too lazy to look it up.
  8. The 68 team definitely won a lot of games after the 7th inning. The 84 team just punched the sh*t out of everyone.
  9. I want to roll onto my back, shoulders propped against my pillow, and light a cigarette
  10. Walking off the Red Sox. Does it get any sweeter? Well, yeah...Walking them off two nights in a row. Some people might think that walking off the Yankees would be sweeter, and I respect that. But for me, oh it's so so sweet to do it to the Red Sox. Oh baby.
  11. Harris, you had a chance to impress me last winter, but you let it pass. All you had to do was get rid of Torkelson and Baez. Trade Torkelson for a bag of balls, he's had more than enough time. And Baez, just cut him, just eat the money, move on. Show us that you run an organization that isn't afraid to admit its mistakes.
  12. Bregman: I didn't expect you to play this well! Harris: We didn't expect you to play this well!
  13. Eovaldi always sounded like a life cycle stage after larva and pupa
  14. Bats as cold as a witch's t*t
  15. Desperately need this to get to .667
  16. Pitching is sort of a different category, the Tigers always had a specific role for the Fat Dominican Righthanded Reliever
  17. There is a team in the National League with a slightly better record, but nobody gives a sh*t about the National League or ever did, so let's just move on.
  18. .639 ball y'all. Best record in the American League
  19. Me: What kind of a team to the Rockies have? You: Mickey Moniak is in the every day lineup Me: Oh OK
  20. Just a minute. Carson Kelly has 8 home runs in 61 at bats? Carson Kelly? Not to mention 17 walks against 7 strikeouts? This will be the day that I will always remember, the day that I realized that AI was deliberately distorting baseball stats, just to f*ck with us.
  21. 21 and 12 is the best record in the American League
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