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Jim Cowan

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  1. 21 and 12 is the best record in the American League
  2. Skubal, 73 pitches? His minimum should be 90 now, it's the month of May ffs.
  3. I tried to tell all you guys 3 years ago that Dingler wasn't going to develop into anything but oh no, you wouldn't listen to me.
  4. McKinstry is a good baseball player.
  5. I just created a Gordie Howe hat trick for a center fielder - home run, stolen base, outfield assist. Javy has 2 of them tonight, plus the home run prevented. Imagine if he could keep playing like this.
  6. Raise your hand if you love Gleyber Torres
  7. Placed on a raft and pushed out to sea
  8. That's how you wear baseball socks.
  9. You're looking a lot more cheerful lately.
  10. Tork is insisting on hitting 48 home runs
  11. I want to remind everybody that I completely gave up on Dingler about 3 years ago.
  12. Ramon Santiago plays short on Sundays.
  13. 20 games is a perfect sample. Do you know why? It's because you can multiply everyone's stats by 8 and get a super-precise prediction of what their total year performance will be. Tork is going to hit 48 home runs, and his 144 RBI will be fifth highest in team history, Greenberg has the top 4.
  14. In fairness to Jim, when he first came up he didn't know that you could still get paid if you were injured and couldn't play. As soon as he found our, as fate would have it, they were in LA which is the shortest hitchhiking distance to Vegas so he faked the oblique. Oblique is beautiful, there isn't an empirical test for it, and I feel that Maeda is soon to suffer an oblique strain.
  15. Cherish these moments against the Twins. My goodness, what an awful team. They stink like a corpse in a sealed 45 gallon drum.
  16. Guess who leads the American League in walks,,,Colt Keith, 12
  17. Dotel is among the victims at the meringue concert in the DR
  18. Go forth and Mantiply
  19. .600 ball, y'all. 97 wins.
  20. That's how you do it! That's satisfying. That's like a vintage JD Martinez moment
  21. Don't you love the White Sox? I do, I could just hug them. Except for the urine smell.
  22. I love the way everybody runs Benintendi's arm! It's hilarious, Greene did it to him last night. The greatest ever was Miggy's final year, he scored on a sac fly to ludicrously short left field. Always a pleasure. 🙂
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