Hoping for a betting touts sucked in the punters because the Tigers looked like an easy loss with rookie pitcher going. That implies that all the games are fixed. Which...if CB Buckner last night was any indication...
In retrospect the "Colbert was losing money" stuff sounds a lot like the PE arguments (after the pump and dump tricks) that Toys R Us was doomed to online competitors. Meanwhile that business is going strong in Canada.
I think rectal cancer has a new name. Now medical professionals will call it "Suh".
Apologies to anyone who has had rectal cancer or family members of those who have.