The headline: Clarence Thomas has a child in Private School; Harlan Crow paid tuition.
That's amazing. 1. Clarence Thomas had a child. I thought that was something only a woman could do after the appropriate gestation period for a human mammal.
2. He did it while he was in private school. Well done my man. Unless you were home schooled.
3. Harlan Crow appears to be covering every aspect of Thomas' life. How do I get one of those? Do I need to be a Supreme Court justice or Donald Trump's son-in-law?