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How are we not beating the hell out of this guy? We’l never get into their bullpen at this rate.

And it’s all five guys shooting them, not just two guys.

I’m glad Dan Dickerson is on TV tonight, if for no other reason than I can see halfway decent commercials on the breaks, ambulance chaser spots notwithstanding, and not be bombarded by ads for something called Bet365. (I guess “Bet24/7” was taken or otherwise not allowed.)

I do not remember that, no. Did anyone here want him? I thought everybody here pretty much agreed, no dice. Maybe they’re talking about Tigers fans on Reddit or TotallyTigers.

It had to be four separate purchases, since no ballpark I know allows you to buy more than two at a time.

That’s what I lip-read.

The assumption being it was Riley’s ball and he did not call off Carpenter effectively enough.

What the everloving ****, you guys …

And of course a few seconds before I write this Tim Anderson turns a 43 DP.

Tim Anderson just looks miserable.

TIL that cunt is OK, but the **** that pairs up with it is not.

What, he’s not going to work until he’s 100? Wuss.

Ugh Daniel Schneemann just hit a granny with two outs in the top of the ninth to give Cleveland a 5-3 lead over the Jays. Dammit.

Not only was this pre-MTF, it was pre-MTS and probably even pre-alt.sports.basketball.detroit-pistons.

I had just moved to Milwaukee from Detroit, working for an ad agency there, and was at a Pistons-Bucks game the row behind the floor seats. This would have been winter of 1992. Bucks knocked the ball out of bounds near me. A still-black-haired Rodman came to inbound the ball maybe ten feet from me. I yell something along the lines of, “all right, Worm, go get ’em!” He glances over my way for half a second, looking a tad startled. I don’t think he expected to hear that from a Milwaukee crowd. I think it might have been this game. I blame myself. https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199202110MIL.html

To be clear, while Trump is deeply unserious when it comes to matters of state, he is heart-attack serious about making serious money and achieving unlimited and illimitable power off his situation. Everything is a tool and everyone is a pawn in this relentless quest.

Trump is a deeply unserious man, but don’t confuse that with harmless or ineffectual. The Kremlin would like you to.

This is on the Post of the Year nominee short list.

There will be exceptions: “SEC. 202. PROHIBITION ON CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS AND HOLDINGS INVOLVING COVERED FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS. “(a) Prohibition.—Except as provided in subsection (b), a Member of Congress, or any spouse of a Member of Congress, may not, during the term of service of the Member of Congress, hold, purchase, or sell any covered financial instrument. “(b) Exceptions.—The prohibition under subsection (a) shall not apply to— “(1) a sale by a Member of Congress, or a spouse of a Member of Congress, that is completed by the date that is— “(A) for a Member of Congress serving on the date of enactment of the Preventing Elected Leaders from Owning Securities and Investments (PELOSI) Act, 180 days after that date of enactment; and “(B) for any Member of Congress who commences service as a Member of Congress after the date of enactment of the Preventing Elected Leaders from Owning Securities and Investments (PELOSI) Act, 180 days after the first date of the initial term of service; or “(2) a covered financial instrument held in a qualified blind trust operated on behalf of, or for the benefit of, the Member of Congress or spouse of the Member of Congress.

It’s a really short list. Two, tops.

Two observations about Tyler Owens: I don’t know how anyone can pitch with the Jesus hair. His Reference card says he’s 5-10, to which I can reply only “lol”.

Kenta, come back, we need you!

Holy ****, we just saw Riley Greene hit two bombs in a single inning!

Apropos of whatever, Angels are one of the few remaining proudly anti-analytics organizations.

lol run-scoring wild pitch on the first pitch from the reliever Eder. I think we can go to bed now.