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IdahoBert

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  1. Automatic ball strike calling in the international league as a test. It favors offense to an extreme degree.
  2. Deadpool ass-slap two-run double for Keith.
  3. Ty Madden’s ABS inflated ERA at Toledo is 7.97?
  4. Andy Ibáñez homers
  5. They gave Tork a hit on that?
  6. Once again, I take a 30 minute nap and wake up to the Tigers having scored four runs. When I’m unconscious good things happen. It’s like waking up and going downstairs in August to find a Christmas tree in the living room with presents beneath it that are not socks.
  7. Now WE are hittin’ ‘em where they ain’t.
  8. Sosa at 2nd flashin da leathah. And Kerry triples and Colt singles him in.
  9. Balls dropping in, fouls that stay fair, yeah, right now the probability goddess is on the Sox side. Glad we got out of that inning unscathed, though. Her love is fickle.
  10. I was hoping McStinky might steal home after that lead off…
  11. In all fairness, the White Sox have to rise to the occasion occasionally. The goddess of statistical probability demands it. But I am looking forward to a lot of Tigers butt slapping in the next couple innings on second base and maybe some balls hit into the stands that are not foul.
  12. “Feels like 101°.” That’s pretty tough at guaranteed rate field. After having countless weeks of 100° plus weather and smoky skies from forest and range fires it’s only 67° in Boise Idaho today and the sky is clear and it’s freaking awesome and I don’t have Covid anymore.
  13. Even I feel bad for the White Sox players and their fan base because I’m not intrinsically cruel. But I don’t care enough to see the White Sox win either of the next two games.
  14. Wesley Snipes
  15. Miller Ks the side
  16. Stop, they’re already dead.
  17. Zach McKinstry homers (4) on a fly ball to right field. Jake Rogers scores.
  18. Colt Keith homers (12) on a fly ball to center field. Riley Greene scores.
  19. I want a football score. 21–3.
  20. You’re welcome, so far they’ve scored four. If anybody wants to Venmo me money, I’ll let you know how to do it. I hope Tarik hasn’t sat too long.
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