Jim Cowan

When Jim first got here he didn't even know about the DL. He didn't know you could get paid the same amount for staying home and going to strip clubs. As soon as he found out, bam, oblique injury,

Don BonJOvi, with the full octave drop from JO to vi

Amadeus exposed F Murray Abraham for the bastard that he really is.

Dan Bonjovi, he is the brother who is not musical.

I am surprised that the writer of that puff piece mentioned the game when Ibanez started in right field, that almost caused a loss. And without looking it up I think that since then he has started every game at third base, which is what should happen whether the pitcher is lefthanded or righthanded. Not a chess piece in other words. The difference this year is that he isn't playing chess with Harold, Willi, Reyes and Barnhart.

Time: 2:01

Well done. Also, the assailant is wearing a vest {I'm going to get in trouble now for not using the correct terminology. lol) and you aren't. "Protect his family", JHC that is the so absolutely stupidest reason for resisting the common sense approach to gun control in every other civilized society in the world that I don't know whether to laugh or cry, it is so incomprehensably stupid. Take away the handguns, even if it takes a generation. Take away the AR 15 style weapons, right now. People can have all the shotguns they want, for ducks, and bolt-action single shot hunting rifles for deer, as many as they want. Anyone who disagrees with this is too stupid to breathe our air. Sorry if that offends anyone, the majority of people agrees with this.

Yes I heard that too.

There isn't an infielder in Toledo today who has earned a callup. Nevin would probably be first in line. So relax and enjoy Schoop while you can. I would find room for Perez in Toledo and play him every day for a month.

You guys don't believe that **** about John Wilkes Booth do you?

So, what kind of a defender is Ibanez at third? Good enough to leave him there every day for a month?

Team LOB: 8

Tork and Baddoo get on base again.

Nick Maton has 3 K's. I'd bat Ibanez 4th next time.

Another guy thrown out at home.

Javy swung at 2 out of the zone, low and outside

New improved Riley Greene leads off with a walk

FWIW Bieber at 41 pitches through 2 innings. He just lobs it up there, 84 to 90.

Rats, bases loaded and 1 out, didn't score.

Bases loaded for Jake...AGAIN

Men on 1st and 2nd, Ibanez up.

Baddoo goes the other way on a pitch out over the plate, single, attaboy

And no more damage, 11 pitches. These guys are swinging at every strike

Sac fly, 1-0 for the Guardsmen

Lorenzen gives up a double and a single to start things off.