My "Joe Jobs" prior to enlisting were:
DETNEWS paper route: I learned that its cold out there, man.
Denny's bus boy: I learned that Denny's isn't going to close just because the Tigers are in the World Series.
Cutlery World "associate" where I learned all about Sabatier knives and that you NEVER ask a person who is missing an arm or other appendage if they are "looking for something."
Liquor Store: cash register machine operator and provider of semi-legal vices to the lower-middle class.