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74-88. They can't have that incredible run of bad luck from 2022, can they? It's like all the misfortune that struck Mr. Burns' softball team, forcing Homer Simpson to play. Who is our Homer? Kerry Carpenter?

You know what? As someone who once really enjoyed a Cuban sandwich, you can't even joke about that pig Fidel Castro. Shame on you.

I agree. The Reds throwing the first pitch around 12:55 on a Monday is the best.

This game is realistic. Jackson Jobe just came back from his injury. Gage Workman has 32 home runs at Erie. I bumped him up to Toledo. If I can clear out Javy next year, could he be the guy? The next season will probably start by the weekend.

The parking lots are beautiful. We must all admire the parking lots.

My OOTP Tigers have taken a nosedive in August and now sit at 52-65. I did make some trades to free up salary space in the coming offseason. That's a .444 Pct, which would be about a 72-90 season, which is about where most people would slot the real Tigers. Tork has 19 Home Runs. Riley Greene is having a terrible season and the BA leader is Akil Baddoo at .284, he is 12th in the AL in Stolen Bases with 17 (batting mostly 9th, I tried leading him off and he floundered). On the pitching side. I traded for Andre Pallante (for Michael Lorenzen, surprised me too) and he's 2-1 with a 3.07 ERA as a Tiger. Tarik Skubal came back after the All Star game and is 0-3 with a 5.49 ERA with a WHiP of 1.27. Can't wait for free agent season !

I think it sucks that the Reds don't kick off Opening Day anymore. Reds open the season at home and the game's at 4? It should be at 12:55.

We meant to talk to you about this. We were going to gather in a room virtually to talk about your drinking. You are talking about blacked out like it's something routine and that's a sign that you need help. We wanted to offer you an opportunity to speak to someone with experience. Jeff VanVonderen is on the line. Will you take this help?

Just think............48 hours from now we'll be watching Matt Vierling make an instant impact with 3 hits, including a Home Run and E-Rod, Jason Foley, Mason Englert and Alex Lange combine to 6-hit the Rays in a 5-2 Tigers Opening Day victory !

McKinstry will fill the role of the Castros this year. He'll probably play 6 different positions. Let's just hope that minor league patience returns.

But, in limited and inconsistent reps. That does factor in. A guy trying to claw his way into the lineup will often lose a little patience. He probably won't play a ton here, unless they are cutting Schoop loose. AJ works everyone into the lineup, but maybe not early in the year.

Nate was 6 for 44 in his career..........so about the same as Pache.

nothing else to talk about, kind of boring around here

did he hit?

Only if Al was still here.

Who was the last Tiger hitter to regularly wear glasses? Johnny Grubb?

Ah, a got guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

Lots of guys struggle at first............take Ryan over there............

Wow, cut loose so quickly by a team that is trying to be the real-life version of the movie Major League doesn't bode well. His MiLB OBP is only .328. Doesn't seem like the Scott Harris type of player. Makes me think he could be a problem to deal with too. I mean when the Oakland/Las Vegas/Portland/Anywhere that Builds Us A Stadium A's turn their back..........

Unless the entire school is going to have class in that room, then I don't think there's much of a point. But if it'll make them feel better..............

Congratulations to 2026 National League Cy Young winner Carlos Guzman.

We're also made it to the point where one of the people near the shootings at MSU went to Sandy Hook at the time of those shootings. To experience this TWICE in a lifetime. If fucking Wyoming and the Dakotas and Montana didn't have the same representation in the Senate as states with 10-50 times their population, there would be change.

That is a bunch of bullshit............We all know it's because of Drag Queens.

Baddoo and Carpenter would have both made the team if they weren't both LH hitters.