Quentin Tarantino announced his next (and maybe last) movie is called The Movie Critic. I came up with a synopsis, knowing nothing more than the title and that the critic is based on a 70s film critic.
In this movie a hot shot Hollywood director in the 70s (played by Damian Lewis) has a Movie Critic, who he learns is about to give him a very bad review for the film that was supposed re-launch his struggling career, kidnapped, but the group he hired to do the kidnapping only took the job because they were desperate for money to pay off a German arms dealer that they stole from. The arms dealer no longer wants money, he wants revenge. The movie will star Christoph Waltz as German Arms Dealer, Peter Landa (Grandson of Hans?) , Steve Buscemi, Brad Pitt, Walton Goggins as the hapless kidnappers. Vince Offer (The Sham-Wow guy) as AA sponsor to one of the kidnappers and Jennifer Jason-Leigh as the Movie Critic. Samuel L. Jackson will also appear in the movie because it's a QT movie and this is a law. (This is just my little guess at what the movie could be).
Maybe Buscemi as the Director, since he played a hapless kidnapper in Fargo. And the story is based on a 70s film critic, but if it was set today maybe Brad Pitt would be playing a middled aged Floyd from True Romance and Vince Offer is his one-time drug dealer who is now his sobriety coach.