Motor City Sonics

I spelled it Thom Hanks. I've been writing the name Thom Yorke way too much.

Comedy is subjective, like music. Hardest I ever heard my dad laugh was seeing the movie Big where Thom Hanks is eating the mini corn like a corn on the cob at the Christmas Party. I mean, it was funny, but not as funny as HE thought.

The four movies that made you laugh the most. Heck, it could be a drama that was so bad it made you laugh.

One of Mongo's finest moments. Getting Angel Hernandez to throw him out of Wrigley Field. R.I.P.

Pick 4 that would be your Mount Rushmore Mine (in alphabetical Order) Airplane Raising Arizona South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut This Is Spinal Tap (four movies, to me, that don't really miss a single joke). (sorry to have to leave Blazing Saddles and Animal House off the list)

I played Edge Of Seventeen on the air this afternoon in honor of Dingler and told the listeners every time he hits a home run in a day game, I'm playing it.

The Tigers are getting national attention. On ESPN today they speculated how the Tigers good start might affect the Dallas Cowboys draft.

We don't celebrate Home Runs anymore. We celebrate VICTORIES !

Is that David Lynch? Golly Gee !

Then why is he even here?

ANOTHER SERIES...........JUST KEEP DOING THIS !!!!

Not even bringing in Kenta with a 6 run lead? Is it still on the team?

Is it Kenta Time?

In the offseason when they were considering FA pitchers, I was hoping they'd sign him but they went with Cobb. But in the TIgers defense, it's April 22nd and Cobb hasn't allowed a hit yet.

So if it's Margot in for Malloy, then is it possible that it's Keith that goes down for Matty V? Not as a punishment, mind you, but as a "work on this and that" thing. Worked wonders for Parker last year. Seems to have helped Tork too.

Who is back next Margot? Then Malloy probably goes down Then when Matty V comes back - who goes? I am not in a hurry for Jake to come back. Nido has been Neato. Now, he'll much likely go back to sucking, but let's ride this.

I hate these Kiss Up Interviews. Have they said the words Matt Vierling or Parker Meadows yet? That's the kind of stuff fans really want to know right now. What's the deal?

What do you do with Skubal at the deadline if you're in first place next season? You ask the Mets for their TOP FOUR prospects. TOP FOUR and nothing less. When they say No then you ride it out. Steve Cohen is going to offer Skubal 60-70 million a year. Let him go ahead and do that.

What's the deal with Matt Vierling?

Oh my god. He ought to be fired for tis statement alone. Talk about tone deaf. I was of the belief that Nico was taking the bullet for the owner who demanded a trade in an evil plot to either somehow force Texas to approve sports betting or to move the Mavs to Las Vegas. I don't know what to think now. All I know is whether he was making the trade on the owner's orders or not - after saying this - he absolutely MUST be fired and as far as any future in the NBA, this guy is radioactive now. What a ****ing idiot.

We don't need no stinking Kerry Carpenter !

The Javy Baez we know and love has returned. He's a hack. Horrible at bats, throwing the ball away. JUST GET RID OF HIM

So, now that Kerry Carpenter is could be done for his career, what happens? Do a bunch of Tiger scouts gather and stay completely sequestered from the outside world and have a series of votes as to who to acquire or call up? Does Blue Smoke mean they have a new Outfielder or is that the Orange Smoke?

They fooled me, Jerry. Shouldn't it be they fooled me, Jerry?