Motor City Sonics

What's it take to get Frankie Montas here?

This is what happens when you cut Spring Training in half. God damned owners. Hey, it ain't my 43 million a year. Eat it.

I am only a Bell's Palsy and Swollen Nipples away from a BINGO now that E-Rod oblique'd himself. "Baseball is a game of oblique angles and oblique injuries" - Tim McCarver (not joking, he said that)

What he needs to do is say "Fuck You , Jobu, I do it myself".

Well, you ARE buddha...........

I think minimum security jails sometimes have blue jump suits.

Skubal stands alone now Of our 5 opening day starting pitchers, 4 are now hurt. Hey Tarik, wanna go rollerblading on the Sunshine Skyway Bridge?

Oh, I'll get my Tiger Injury Bingo card out to see if I got a Bingo !

Like I said, I take it every day and it is a caffeine-like buzz that deadens pain, but it does not enlarge your pupils, but fulminated mercury does not explode (Mythbusters did a Breaking Bad special), so they could take a few liberties. The Burt Wonderstone movie got Kratom completely wrong.

Gene moves to Alaska and somehow runs into Jessie there and the new series Driscoll & Tak premieres next year.

Someone has already decoded the doctor's notebook. I thought I was a fan, but man............

that's okay, there's still time to get stung by a poisonous scorpion or get season-ending hiccups.

As far as Hill being a defensive specialist/pinch runner guy. This team really doesn't need that right now. That's a nice piece to have to be the 26th guy. His defense looks a little of this year too. I know they don't have much in the way of other options with Greene, Reyes and Meadows all hurt right now. The Meadows thing is scary - it could go away today or it could linger for years. Have we heard any update on Greene? Daz Cameron really needs to show us something right now - this is his chance, but nothing indicates he'll give the Tigers a tough decision later. Where's Steven Moya? Korea? Japan? Bring him back. Kid's gonna be a star !

He's pointing at the Raymond James sign and talking about finances because nobody in Tampa knows anything about baseball

Just let him play. He's trying to end a slump with one swing, he'll correct it. Just keep playing the Castros right now. Keep finding ways to get them in the lineup. I don't care about the future, I care about right now and right now they're in a groove.

I think M.C. Gainey is playing the Judge and the last time I remember seeing him was running completely nude toward's Miles & Jack's car in "Sideways". Nothing was left to the imagination.

I am wondering if the pupil enlarger that gives you a jolt of Red Bull on an empty stomach is Kratom (which I take every day)

Kim's gong to prison.

I thought the last two were brilliant and then this one was okay, but the ending was really good.

Things are a little chilly in the Hamelin house..................

This was a set-up episode tonight. Not an exciting episode, but set up a mid-season finale that will probably be great. We have not seen Gene Takovic since the first episode of Season 5.

I'm checking my Tiger Injury Bingo Card. Let those Castros play !

Faedo looks like he belongs here.

What happened?

Alright............who gets injured tonight?