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Motor City Sonics

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  1. Looks like the Wings need an enforcer. Sick of this shit.
  2. Sorry, I'm late QUESTION: Out of towners - how do you watch the games?
  3. These blow up into funny shapes? Well, no, 'nless round is funny.
  4. ♫ P-O-R-C-H-E-S How am I gonna tell people about my beautiful porches ♫
  5. He's apologizing. Dear Everyone............HE DOES NOT MEAN IT, HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT, DON'T FALL FOR IT, HE'S NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE.
  6. Volkswagon's "Unpimp Ze Auto" commercials with the dour-looking guy from Fargo (Peter Stormare) just to crack me up.
  7. Evander Kane, 21-game suspension for submitting fake vaccine card. Because of course he'd do that. He's going to be facing jail time (to go along with his upcoming domestic violence charges. He's finished. I can't see any team in either country taking a gamble on this clown now. One of the most despicable people in sports.
  8. Well he's got a whole lot of freedom now, don't he? Shitty coach anyway.
  9. Well you had football games to play............
  10. I love finding old stuff like Highland Appliance commercials on You Tube. I still quote those commercials 40 years later and only people my age have any idea................"50 watts per channel, Babycakes", "Popcorn's really tender tonight, dear", "Johnathan can't come out and play right now, he's practicing the piano" and my all-time favorite "Sound great, Hackett? Yippee".
  11. Bidet All Day. I go through about 20% of the amount of toilet paper I used to. I mainly use it to pat dry now.
  12. Never feed a bear a marshmallow like this.......
  13. Never eat spinach with a stranger.
  14. He won his lawsuit over the NFL...........For $3 LOL.
  15. The vaccine manufacturers have never claimed it to be 100% effective. If you compared the number of deaths from the vaccine or of the vaccinated to other medications including over the counter standards like aspirin, you'd see that there is no 100% cure for everything. Thousands of people die from taking aspirin every year. It's like seat belts, seat belts save lives but not every time, but you are far better off wearing one. But that's nuance, and we can't have nuance (or as some would spell it newontz).
  16. Colin Powell has died from COVID and was fully vaccinated. So watch the Q-Tards use this to say "See.......it doesn't work". They are going to hammer this to death. In some ways I liked Powell, but he also helped dupe us into a very expensive war on false pretenses that led to a more unstable Middle East.
  17. Just look at the flowers, MTS, just look at the flowers
  18. That's what we're left with Frank Zappa (or Jason Schwartzman from Fargo), rooting for Scorigami. I have to admit, i checked too and was very disappointed. Plus I didn't use my displeasure with the Lions to motivate me to cut my grass. Now it's getting too dark to do it. Look what these bastards have done to me. Awake, Awake, English Nobility Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot.
  19. I am really questing Taylor Decker at this point. I thought when football players injured fingers they taped them to other fingers, wrapped up their hands and played. Trade deadline is in a couple of weeks. Get rid of him for draft picks.
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