Jump to content

Motor City Sonics

Members
  • Posts

    14,192
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    61

Everything posted by Motor City Sonics

  1. Yes, Michael J. Penn is the accountant. ♫ What if I were Romeo in black jeans........♫. Right next to that is the Urgent Care. Two times I have gone there and there was no doctor to see patients. I asked a fairly obvious question "Then why are you open?" and the receptionist said "I honestly don't know". Well, fine, Next time I fall off a ladder I'll go elsewhere. Gutter-cleaning season is here and some other urgent care will get my money.
  2. I was on Outer Drive in Dearborn, just south of Michigan avenue, right after it turns by the Speedway. It's 3 lanes. There was a school bus stopped in the right lane. Myself and another driver both stopped in the left and center lanes, because, that's what you do. Some ass is behind me leaning on his horn and I can hear him screaming. He decides to drive ON THE GRASS MEDIAN to get around us and nearly hits a a kid. A cop on the other side of Outer Drive saw the whole thing and popped him. Hope he got cuffed for it. It was just before I got my dash cam unfortunately.
  3. He's already getting paid the LT money. He's a selfish player, get rid of him (of course that is not a punishment with this team).
  4. They communicated to me through my special sense and they said they were coming and I didn't believe them. I thought it was a joke and now they're here..........THEY'RE HERE AND I DIDN'T WARN ANYONE !
  5. I want to see this finger................I want to know how bad it is, because I've never heard of an offensive lineman missing a season or most of it because of a finger. A D-lineman blew his fingers off with firecrackers........he played half of that year. And D-lineman needs fingers more than an o-lineman does, well maybe not with all the holding TD does.
  6. Brett Favre is a scumbag and always will be.
  7. Last year, in the second half, they weren't that bad. As long as Greiss keeps playing the way he has since the middle of last season, they can be interesting. Greiss had that weird season, split right in half. First 17 games he was awful, Second 17 he was good enough to be an award nominee.
  8. Dude, I said Decent, I'm not sending a roster to the Stanley Cup engravers.
  9. I hope Luke is okay. If he needs some games off, Veleno has started well at GR and is motivated to prove the team was wrong to start him there.
  10. Looks like the Wings need an enforcer. Sick of this shit.
  11. Sorry, I'm late QUESTION: Out of towners - how do you watch the games?
  12. These blow up into funny shapes? Well, no, 'nless round is funny.
  13. ♫ P-O-R-C-H-E-S How am I gonna tell people about my beautiful porches ♫
  14. He's apologizing. Dear Everyone............HE DOES NOT MEAN IT, HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT, DON'T FALL FOR IT, HE'S NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE.
  15. Volkswagon's "Unpimp Ze Auto" commercials with the dour-looking guy from Fargo (Peter Stormare) just to crack me up.
  16. Evander Kane, 21-game suspension for submitting fake vaccine card. Because of course he'd do that. He's going to be facing jail time (to go along with his upcoming domestic violence charges. He's finished. I can't see any team in either country taking a gamble on this clown now. One of the most despicable people in sports.
  17. Well he's got a whole lot of freedom now, don't he? Shitty coach anyway.
  18. Well you had football games to play............
  19. I love finding old stuff like Highland Appliance commercials on You Tube. I still quote those commercials 40 years later and only people my age have any idea................"50 watts per channel, Babycakes", "Popcorn's really tender tonight, dear", "Johnathan can't come out and play right now, he's practicing the piano" and my all-time favorite "Sound great, Hackett? Yippee".
  20. Bidet All Day. I go through about 20% of the amount of toilet paper I used to. I mainly use it to pat dry now.
×
×
  • Create New...