Motown Bombers

About 30 minutes after I was supposed to show up, Alex calls me. He was nice and was like the appointment was 30 minutes ago, do we need to reschedule? I was like I am here. I talked to a woman, and they said they have no record of my scheduled test drive, and I asked to speak to the manager. He apologized and sounded confused and asked where I was at. I said I was standing next to the Cybertruck (total shot in the dark). He says I'm right there, but I don't see you. I'm like I'm looking all around, and I don't see any salespeople, could you wave. He asks can you see me now (I assume he's waving), trying not to laugh, I said no I think I'm just going to leave. He started sounding frustrated and told him to meet at a desk. He mentioned where in the showroom it was, and he was like do you see it? I said yeah, I'll head over there. I wait a few seconds and go I'm here but no one is here. Now I can tell he is catching on and asked if I was at the right dealership. I said yes, the West Bloomfield location. Sensing this was coming to an end, I said how can you not see me, I'm standing at the desk doing a Heil Hitler. Well, now the friendly and personable demeanor completely leaves, and he stammers something about wasting his time. I ask him for five things he accomplished last week. That's when he ended the call.

49ers released Leonard Floyd. He falls in the Za'Darius Smith class of aging pass rushers. In other news, looks like the 49ers are going in full rebuild mode. Guess that's what happens when you waste three 1st round picks on Trey Lance.

MAGA dip****s voted for Trump because of border security with Mexico. Naturally, Trump picks a fight with Canada.

The Lions are the best in the division at drafting and developing. That's how you build sustained success. The Packers are not far behind. The Vikings are the worst. They get by because they do well in free agency and have good coaching. Getting lucky in free agency only lasts so long.

Vikings throwing around a lot of money. Makes sense since Kwesi can't draft and traded all of his picks.

These aliases probably work because everyone who works at Tesla is a crypto techbro who doesn't watch sports or TV.

Bloomfield Tesla called me Dan so that must have been the one I used the Dan Campbell alias. The one in Troy then must be Bradford Holmes.

Maybe Iffy chose Miami because he has an opportunity for more playing time.

Today I troll Tesla of West Bloomfield. They are calling now to confirm test drives. I forget what aliases I use for these test drives. The Delaware one I used Jared Goff and they still didn't catch on.

2/40 is probably the going rate for bridge QBs these days.

Jonathan Allen signs with Minnesota for 3/60.

Chase Young 3/51 with the Saints. Good god.

Dan Skipper back on a one year deal.

Yeah, he got a big deal with Chicago. No thanks. I'd still check out Calais Campbell. He's old but you're just looking for a fill in.

The contract they gave Reed is probably what they offered Davis.

I'm seeing all these ridiculous contracts thrown around and wondering how the Lions signed the top corner for a reasonable price.

Probably. Not a significant upgrade, but not a downgrade. The Jets play sides, so Sauce didn't always take the other team's best receiver. Often times, teams would line up their best on Reed's side, and he still held his own.

Looks like Sweat is signing with Arizona. That’s who I wanted the Lions to target.

Reed may actually be better than Davis. He isn’t a downgrade.