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Setting: 11/05/2023, All Day Long
Site: Living Rooms Across America
Weather: Whatever the wife sets the thermostat to
Opening Spread: Lions -1.5
All-Time Series Record: Bye leads, 39-18
Last Meeting: 10/16/2022, Lions won 3-2
Bye Week (5-3)
Head Coach: Chris Kirkpatrick
Projected Starting QB: J̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶T̶i̶m̶b̶e̶r̶l̶a̶k̶e̶ Joey Fatone(?)
Last Week: 42-10 W @ Providence Steam Rollers (Exhibition)
Looking Ahead to Week #10: Sunday v. Chiefs, Rams, Dolphins, and Eagles
Your Detroit Lions (6-2)
Head Coach: Dan Campbell (3rd Season: 18-23-1)
Projected Starting QB: Jared Goff (8th Season: 60-47-1)
Last Week: 26-14 W v. Las Vegas Raiders (3-5)
Looking Ahead to Week #10: Sunday @ Los Angeles Chargers (3-4)
Elsewhere in the NFL
Primetime: Titans @ Steelers (TNF), Bills @ Bengals (SNF), Chargers @ Jets (MNF)
9:30am: Dolphins @ Chiefs (in Frankfurt, Germany)
1:00pm: Seahawks @ Ravens, Vikings @ Falcons, Cardinals @ Browns, Rams @ Packers, Bucs @ Texans, Commanders @ Patriots, Bears @ Saints
4:05/4:25pm: Colts @ Panthers, Giants @ Raiders, Cowboys @ Eagles
BYE: Broncos, Jaguars, and 49ers
Memory Lane
"I think I got probably one of the biggest plays in the fourth quarter in the history of the NFL." - Matt Patricia
"When you think of Detroit, you're not thinking of wine and cheese. You're closer to the bratwurst market up here... There's enough white-collar stuff up here, but even the white collars have dirt under their collars. That's the way it's supposed to be." - Matt Millen
"Put in Shaun Hill!" - my drunk uncle at the slightest Lions inconvenience on every Thanksgiving from 2011-2013.