IdahoBert

Now after six innings at 82 pitches and damn I don’t want to turn this over to the bullpen.

Parker finally three run shot

Dingler dinger

Lex Luther would throw something called the invisi-ball.

A lot of my jokes no one gets because they’d have to have watched a lot of television between 1960 and 1970 and that reduces the possibility of people catching the nuances of a joke. References to Leave it to Beaver, Petticoat Junction, the Beverly hillbillies, and Gilligans Island have gone past their date of expiration.

Excellent insight yes, his playfulness isn’t forced.

I haven’t thought of Mario in quite a while. But I think Mario was slightly deeper voiced and Jason is a little bit more on the nasal side, which is not a criticism at all just an observation. I know a lot of people don’t like Jason‘s playfulness and I often listen to the radio broadcast synced with the TV simply because I enjoy Dan a lot. I don’t have a problem with Jason’s stream of consciousness forays but sometimes they can indeed be a distraction. This hasn’t kept him from being hired on a number of national broadcasts though. And he’s not a happy laughing, toothy talking head. He strikes me as having more substance. He definitely isn’t hired for his looks, which is something he makes jokes about.

I’m glad to hear that. Thank you for making a difference in peoples lives.

I’m really sorry to hear this man.

He hit 15 home runs in 600+ plate appearances last year out of 202 hits in Korea so I think the answer would be no.

Wow, he really is. And he’s an iron man. Last year he played 144 games which I presume is pretty much the full season.

I’m thinking that perhaps Jake Rogers didn’t “drop the ball” on coming up with a new home run celebration. Perhaps he thought the whole idea was bogus and he didn’t want do it. So this is just one more reason to like Jake, aside from the mustache.

I was paying attention to that too, but at the Rockies game the seats behind home plate were totally packed, but I don’t know if they have the same thing going that the Tigers have directly behind home plate.

That Orioles home run celebration with the hat is completely undignified, and doesn’t come close to running through the dugout with plush pizzas skewered on a stake.

I’m glad nobody drove all the way from the Upper Peninsula to Detroit to take their children to their first major league game at Comerica Park where they would have to witness this. Thank God it’s happening in Baltimore.

Yeah, smile now, smile now Baltimore Orioles because tomorrow we will beat you up as well as your friends steal your lunch money and puncture the tires on your bike!

Maybe I’ve made a mistake by depending upon a baseball team to provide for me with entertainment and a feeling of accomplishment. Perhaps I should withdraw from socially constructed entertainments and begin a new life with new horizons and possibilities entirely my own.

Another seeing eye Orioles hit

AI says May 12, but I don’t believe half of what AI tells me anymore.

It’s not many chances left. I know they’ve got it in them to do this.

I’m not wild about pulling McKinstry out for Jones.

We have a run! Pain is never permanent. - St. Teresa of Avila

Man, that fifth inning for Mize was tense.

Seeing Cal Ripken in the crowd and it makes me wonder why all these old ball players gain weight. As I’ve got older I’ve lost weight.