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On my Yahoo weather app between 6 PM and 8 PM there’s a 70% chance of it raining in Chicago.

That might work, but it also sounds a bit like when a serial killer gets the itch to kill in a situation where they are likely to get caught so they wear a rubber band around their wrist and snap it really hard every time they think of killing in a disadvantageous moment.

I like it and I like them being extemporaneous and thinking on their feet. It’s making lemonade out of lemons. It’s dumb, but it’s dumb fun. i’ll admit it gets tedious, but it’s better than old guys in crisp suits with serious sticks up their butts droning on for a hour and five minutes about the old days. Like one of my old buddies from Detroit told me “if it’s too loud you’re too old.“

Rally interuptus. Zach stood there like a house by the side of the road.

Zach McKinstry‘s lacquered bat with the gold label looks like something you’d put on the wall in a den.

Game is scheduled to begin at 11 PM.

You got your two runs you should be dancing.

Didn’t Al end with 399 home runs? Got ripped off.

Daniella likes thin crust because she doesn’t over eat because she’s smart and her looks are important for her job, but she’s a lot more than just a looker.

So I return after leaving the game and putting on my tinfoil pyramid hat and thinking positive thoughts about unicorns and rainbows, and we have a lead, but it’s raining?

I’m going to retire from this game put my tinfoil pyramid hat on my head and think positive thoughts and check back in about 30 minutes from now. GO TIGERS!

I missed that ad, but I’ve got MLB TV and what they’ve been showing me lately are ads that assume I have tons and tons of money or are urging me to sell my plasma to put my children through college and acting like this is a good thing. It’s all or nothing.

The umpire bails out paddack with a bad call.

Wenceel great catch.

The shot of those balloons going up reminds me of that episode of Six Feet Under where inflated love dolls are released and fly into the air.

Loaded for Zach.

Perez and Tork with back to back singles.

The White Sox have really cool home uniforms. There, I said it.

Man, this umpire is equal opportunity bad.

Hoping that Tyler Alexander channels his “Inner Tiger.“

We got our run for the game!

Sweet DP ends the bottom of the first.

So the White Sox have had the fourth best offense in MLB since the All-Star break.