VegasTiger

Max says: Whatever!!!

I'm thinking the cops would've skated if they were white.

Patience!!!

I don't normally dig the nihilism but sometimes it's just appropriate.

You're not very good at this.

How do you know the stage is level? The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

Drummers are musicians of course. There are jokes about all chairs in the band. Drummers do seem to have the most. Q: Why did the drummer put his drumsticks on the dashboard? A: So he could park in the handicap zone. Q: How can you tell there's a lead singer at your door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in. Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. One to change it and nine to say they could have done it better. Definition of perfect pitch? You throw the accordion in the dumpster and it lands on the banjo. Q: A skunk, a trombone player, an accordion player, and a euphonium player (did he ever make it here?) at a four way stop. Who has the right-of-way? A: The skunk. He might have a gig.

I never had the flu or the shot until I moved to Vegas in '02. Caught it the first two winters I was here. Learned my lesson and get the shot every year. Never had it again.

What hindsight is that?

Is Mexico paying for it?

This is the only thing that matters.

Damn, you get up early. I'm going to bed now.

"I said sprocket not socket."

Time for this again?

You must be one of those people that the MSM bamboozled.

And this is from Hunters laptop?

Yeah, I'm gonna need pics or it didn't happen.

I seem to remember Hank killing Tuco. Gus suggests the cousins kill Hank instead of Walt.

I don't understand the confusion here. Cameras are hard wired to a hard drive in his basement. No internet, no cloud.

I think he really pictured himself as Braveheart leading his troops into battle.

He shouldn't have to explain it much further.