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He's from the future. But only about 3 minutes into the future, but that's enough for online sports betting.

You win the internet today !

But you know as soon as they do that he blows out his arm - because we're cursed.

I don't think he's very good anywhere. Like Delmon Young. He had bad footwork at third base, you need to have good footwork at first base. Don't have to be the most athletic, but you need good footwork and I think that's Malloy's issue.

What the **** is he doing with these constant defensive changes?

That was a case of too close to overturn it.

That play at first could not be closer Tie goes to the runner?

That was very Delmon Young-ish. Dude's a DH. We have a few of those.

You can't judge anything about this season. It takes these guys a solid year after Tommy John surgery to get right again. Based on others we have seen coming back from TJ surgery, Mize is actually doing alright. Next year is when you'll get a truer sense of Mize. Fulmer was awful his first year back, then very good the next Spencer Turnbull is really good after having a terrible return year. Patience.............

Why does this team suck so much at home?

What a disgusting performance tonight. They were disinterested in playing baseball tonight. Did they party at the Train Depot concert last night and get hungover. I did find out tonight, though, that you can sleepwalk and (sort of) play baseball. I put more effort into wheeling my garbage bin to the curb.

Really, Carson Kelly? That's twice that has worked this year. I've never seen that work before and now twice against the Tigers this season.

Wait, Olson's pitching and the other team has 5 runs? This one's over. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING UNIFORMS ON THIS MOTHER****ING TEAM

Are they wearing the uglies again?

They're in a cult.

Sox Sux Watch 2024 White Sox 15-48 2003 Tigers 16-47 1962 Mets 17-46 I believe they can do it !!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope the White Sux let the 1962 Mets off the hook. I mean, they were an expansion team in an era when expansion teams didn't get nearly the breaks they do now. At least they had an excuse.

He's left-handed and breathing. He'll find a spot in the big leagues. Anyone know if Jamie Moyer is busy?

Tigers already won the series. Just be thankful for that.

Not a big soup guy (well, not in the Summer), but when I do have some soup, it will be Campbell's

I am betting that Ron DeSantis masturbates to this. Not only because he's a mother ****in racist but because a man did it and anyone who is as anti-Gay as Ron DeSantis is hiding something. Just open the closet door Ron - find your true self and be happy.

His supporters won't care. Doesn't matter if they have proof that he S.A.'d a 9 year old, they won't care.

No he wasn't. That was all A.I. generated.

A puppy murderer.

We could always sign Brandon Belt.............just because it'll piss off Aubrey Huff, who is a horrible person and never did anything as a Tiger. Belt hit 19 HR with an OBP of .369 and an OPS north of .850 last year and nobody wants him?