Motor City Sonics

Bert. It's baseball season. Even losing a game can't dampen things too much.

I am not one of these Hank Hill folks with my lawn. My lawn will never be as nice as the one across the street. But I do take pride in taking care of it MYSELF. But that, and constantly having to pull weeds and take care of all of it......man - I didn't go to see Fontaines DC this Wednesday, even though I could have free tickets through my job. Because it was a midweek show (I get off the air at 7. I can cheat and bolt at 6:15, I am the boss, after all). - I am struggling to keep up with yard work - Not going to the Tiger game (because I am going to Mum's later) - Meds for cholesterol, blood pressure and Kratom -- just to maintain THIS AGING THING SUCKS. You can keep your ****ing 10% discounts, I hate this ****. What the hell happend. Two weeks ago I was in high school. I feel like handing over my yard work to another............it feels like you might as well put me on the flaming raft and send me out to see. I feel like that is conceding to old age. I'm not in a mansion here. I am in a 3-bedroom bungalow with a small yard on each side. Someone make it stop.

Okay, so it's 5-0. But there's still a chance today.

Oh, come on, it's 162. Gonne run into some ruts here and there. They've built up a lot of wins that gives them a bit of a cushion for that. We all knew this would happen at some point. Besides, it's one game, so far. It's only 3-0 and we all know this team can strike fast. In other news. I'm on drugs. they're legal ones, mind you, but not good. And no, not weed. It's one that I would say is Caffeine Plus, but it's expensive and my 60 year old arse needs frequent jump starts. I had tickets to today's game. Free tickets, but 14 hour work days and then house.yard upkeep - I just couldn't do it (the game). I am leaning towards the realization that this might be my last year doing my own yard work. And that is horrifying to me.

great snap throw to first, but he was safe.

I can hear the fart stop in my head and I am sitting here giggling. It's still funny at 60. "it's still real to me, dammit"

What happened to that guy. His first two years in Philly he was over .250 with a decent OBP of .330

The Rockies might not get to 40 wins this year. Heck, playing in that division, they may not hit 30. White Sox, your stain only lasted one year.

He only eats the Oreo when he's throwing a fastball.

Wow. Jack is getting jacked tonight.

CARPE DIEM. Maybe the ball is just flying on this warm Spring evening.

Here's the thing folks. Flaherty is a pro, he'll be fine overall (unless there is an inury) and I am also not worried about Jobe. Jackson Jobe got the Coors Field treatment. Shell Shock might be the term for that. I feel bad for any young Rockies pitcher, not only do half their starts come in that location, but they also have to play in that insane division.

Flaherty seems to be a guy who pitch really well most starts, but has the BAD INNING. Seems to be having the bad inning now, and they just brought up the fact that Nido has never caught hm. So there's that. Fetter is coming over to Mr. Miyagi this ****. The next hitter is toast.

Bert, you and your childish thoughts. I love it !

Texas up 2-0 . RIGHT WHERE WE WANT 'EM !!!!!

I wouldn't worry much.

Two hard hit balls off Jack with the first two hitters. I do believe in Jack and I think he just has some bumpy innings here and there Wow, another home run given up by Jack. Zach made a hell of a catch there. Looking right into the sun. Vierling hit another Home Run. Seems like his bat and patience is fine.

I feel like part of that is because of the scandal. People who once liked them have completely turned on them, but I am still not sure what happened. Was what he did illegal? Or just immoral? Because if we're going with immoral then there goes most of the music business.

We should thank the ump for pissing off Skubal. That's gonna work in our favor.

Do we have our new Angel Hernandez?

Since August 10th of last season...............81 games, the Tigers are 55-26. A full season pace of 110-52. This has been an epic run here. And this team still hasn't been 100% healthy through any of it.

25-10 since the Dodgers series.

Bert + 5 !!!!!!!!!