Motor City Sonics

A few months ago when I requested the day off, my manager emailed me "I already did it for you". They know me well.

He will double the bases clear here !

Robot Umps.................make it happen. Miggy Time.

Come on Candy-Man

Okay...................how about Javy for the win ?

We all see it...................We all see it...........

What a way it would be for Austin Meadows to greet Tiger fans with a Home Run........

It's turning out to be an almost-decent day.

If they can make Jacob Barnes a halfway decent pitcher.......it would show how good our coaches really are.

Tork's gonna hit a home run this inning.

Hey Jonesy...............How's it going?

Okay everyone...............Stretch !

The Tigers lineup is kind of designed to continue being a threat 1-8, so other than the first time around does it really matter who bats 5th? The have a non-power hitter at cleanup.

That kind of injury would be fine.......I guess.

The argument is that he slid too late and then rolled into his lower legs................

We won the division in 1987 probably because of a Bill Madlock slide

Why don't we just play video games instead of real games because someone might get hurt. Candy-ass bullshit right there.

This is still sports, right?

WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THAT......................

TURN THOSE MACHINE'S BACK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miggy's up............TURN ON THE SNOW MACHINE !!!!!!!!

I can't believe the un-retired Inge's number for this guy

Exceptional !

This game ain't over. There is an offensive explosion coming !

Since 2006 Home Opening Day W/L - Final Season Result 2006 LOSS - WENT TO WORLD SERIES 2007 LOSS 88-74 2008 LOSS 74-88 2009 WIN 86-77 2010 WIN 81-81 2011 WIN 95-67 2012 WIN 88-74 2013 WIN 96-69 2014 WIN 90-72 2015 WIN 74-87 2016 WIN 86-75 2017 WIN 64-98 2018 LOSS 64-98 2019 WIN 47-114 2020 LOSS 23-35 2021 WIN 77-85 So you see, if they lose today, their season is likely already over. Or, if they lose today, they'll be just fine.