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With most teams opting to not play starters much (if at all) in the preseason, I don't want to read too much into the first few games. The Lions looked terrible, though. Maybe replacing both coordinators really is a big deal. Gotta beat the Bears next week.

That TeSlaa catch was insane. The sole bright spot of a terrible game.

Holy s*** this team sucks.

The D-line has not been great either.

Well, so much for that. Lions gonna get trucked.

Gotta get into the paint here. Do that, and you give the defense a chance to wake tf up.

Holy lmfao! I step away for like 5 minutes and the Packers already scored another TD. This is so bad lol

Okay. Score points, dummies.

The Lions are gonna get smoked by 30 today if something doesn't change soon.

I hated that penalty, too, but GB was gonna get a TD either way, because Detroit is giving Love all the time he wants to throw.

Way too easy. I hope it's just shaking off rust, because the lack of a pass rush on that drive was startling.

Branch being stupid.

That's one of the worst Carpenter ABs I've ever seen.

Almost certainly will be in the 2026 MLB Network Commercial Break rotation.

Damn, Tork Bomb robbed.

Whew!

Fetter, go talk to your boy.

Morton kinda sucks now, eh?

Crazy 1st inning.

Well, the Charlie Morton experience was fun while it lasted.

Future injuries might make decisions on Campbell/LaPorta/Gibbs/Branch easier. Of the four -- and barring injuries -- I think Campbell is a lock to be resigned followed by Gibbs. I agree that extending RBs is a dicey proposition, but Gibbs is special and still very young. If he's healthy and you can lock him up through age 29/30, I'd make the exception for him. Of LaPorta and Branch, I think LaPorta is the easier of the two to replace, as Branch can play pretty much any DB position and be adequate at worst, and elite at best.

I wouldn't have been surprised had they not, tbh. The way the deal is structured, though, could make him a steal if he really does go off like everyone in Allen Park is saying he will.

Looks like I picked a good inning to tune in.

One at most. I think they'll take into consideration the fact that he was ejected before the opening kickoff.

The Eagles are gonna dumb themselves into an L if they're not careful.