I'm sorry, Libs of Tik Tok won't be enough. I also need confirmation from End Wokeness, Catturd and Gunther Eagleman before I can fully accept things as they are. Maybe even toss in some Babylon Bee for added credibility.
He took over. The radio broadcast mentioned it at the beginning of the game and the TV broadcast showed Dan with the play sheet calling in a play when the Lions were on offense.
The whole sequence with the "Pirate Lady" going from clean up duty to personal assistant was really fascinating to watch.
It also makes for some funny moments, such as the waitress from TGI Friday, still in uniform, flying the plane.
With Ovechkin hitting 900 goals, I took a look at the all-time stats. It's wild to me that not only is he still more than 1,200 points behind Gretzky, he's not even in the Top 10 for career points.