04/16/2026 1:10pm EDT Kansas City Royals at Detroit Tigers

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

crap, that should have been an out. stupid base getting in the way.

[IdahoBert]

Now 6–3 and Montero gets the hook. 

[IdahoBert]

Drew Anderson in 

[IdahoBert]

Montero in the dugout, trying untangle his chains. I have to untangle my chains all the time too.

And Anderson delivers a four pitch walk.

[Tigermojo]

Gotta poop?

[IdahoBert]

I think one of the umpires has the “runs” and I know what that’s like.

I of course have never inconvenienced thousands of spectators and possibly hundreds of thousands of viewers when it happens to me.

[IdahoBert]

Kenley, smiling and chuckling. The guy has a good smile.

[IdahoBert]

Other umpires trying not to laugh. 

[IdahoBert]

After 10 minutes, the ump is back. Damn, those Psilocybin – Indica gummies will do it to you every time.

[CMRivdogs]

Where did he have dinner last night, breakfast this morning? Seriously I have a medication that causes issues, like Bert, never in front of an audience. 

[IdahoBert]

Please don’t squander this game. 

[IdahoBert]

Now 6-4…..

[monkeytargets39]

This game is going to highly affect my perception of Drew Anderson.

[IdahoBert]

Squib hit makes it 6–5. 

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

ugh

[IdahoBert]

Tyler Holton. 

[romad1]

Dude are you f'ing this up? 

[IdahoBert]

As it turns out, I guess they are down an umpire now at least they say they’re rotating. Of course I was running to the bathroom and missing things.

[Dan Gilmore]

Whew. One more out, please.

[theroundsquare]

Sigh 

[Crazy Cat Gentleman]

FFS

[ben9753]

Boom. lead gone

[IdahoBert]

Salvy homers 8-6. 

[Sports_Freak]

Stall for rain and none of those runs count. Or something like that...

[IdahoBert]

And now the tarp comes out and the suffering will continue for God knows how long.