Motor City Sonics

Parker Meadows will get the game winning RBI

I think Kerry Carpenter is recovered.

The King of Adderall was supposed to give a policy speech today in North Carolina. It's really just been nothing but playground insults. Like a new campaign manager could stop him. ♫ Keep it comin' love, keep it comin' love, don't stop now, don't stop it now ♫

It'll be this guy

In my lifetime, and I am not 60, it used to be a matter of pride that you ran a business without firing people. It was actually something companies bragged on. Then 1980 and Reaganomics came along.

I will take all my retirement savings, if I have to, and buy a red carpet and rose pedals that lead to the private plane that they both step onto and fly away from us for good. And will GLADLY welcome his followers to go down there with them and go live whatever life they seem to think they want. We can trade them for some hard working new immigrants who are looking for a decent shot at life. They'll show a love for this country that those clowns can't even fathom.

Dude, this is the NFL man - that list above is getting off easy..............

We didn't lose a bunch of guys for a whole season and we didn't lose our QB - we dodged it.

Jake Fromm is there for 2 reasons 1 - Because Hooker went down (LOL, so funny, so clever) and you need a another body for the next practice game 2- Because you need to see that if Jake Fromm comes in cold and looks more equipped in a week than Nate Sudfeld does, then you know Nate's gotta go.

This is why I think the team may take a step back this year. We dodged the injury thing, for the most part, last year. I mean our team was well built so that a Montgomery or ASB being out for a few games didn't devastate them, but at some point it is going to happen. I think a slight step backwards this year and then unstoppable the next few years. For some reason, I think Teddy Bridgewater will be back at some point.

I have to tell you, a hamstring is a very tricky investment. More than of them go under within the first six months. If i were your accountant, I'd strongly advise you against it.

wait, that's bad?

Those crime numbers are all A.I.

She got more votes than Trump did.

BREAKING NEWS Tim Walz is a transgender man who was born Tina Waller and Kamala Harris is a Santeria high priestess who casts spells on people, including Joe Biden -- and the sophisticated A.I. that shows crowds at Harris/Waller rallies was developed by George Soros on his giant secret island in the South Pacific (the reason planes don't fly over the south Pacific, so people don't see the secret island) where all the COVID people who we were told "died" live in luxury. And all the pictures of Trump and Epstein were photoshopped.

♫ Wear the eye patch, Bret, wear the funky, funky eye patch ♫

I don't think the act was played out, I think our media want sensationalism and Joe would have never ever been that - even if he was 20 years younger. Harris, by being a Black woman going against a racist misogynist, is sensational. They want reality TV, which isn't the least bit real. To quote Dream Bowie in Flight Of The Conchords "Oh the media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime.......Throw their invites away"

If we had another pandemic under a Trump/Kennedy administration, the death toll would make COVID look like a cold.

..........and getting more press. It's just gnawing at him. It's wonderful.

You know, the media hates Biden because Biden is boring. Not even considering age here. He's just boring. No endless tirades. When his son gets in trouble he accepts the verdict and says the justice system did it's job and where's the big headline there? You're SUPPOSED to be boring as President. Just like a good home plate umpire is one who's name you don't even know because you never had a reason to complain about him. Eisenhower had a very good Presidency. He was as boring as they come.

Imagine how the coverage would be if VP Harris was making 20-40 posts a day whining and bitching about how people cover her? How she's be called Hysterical and Unfit and Thin Skinned. If she went on endless tirades about Newsmaxx and Fox? She'd be finished. But all our current major media does is sit there wtih Trump and do nothing, because they need him for clicks. I always though that our press is almost like another part of our nation's defense, a defense against itself. Now they're just reality TV posing as News. Kurt Loder gave more hard-hitting news on MTV.

Nothing to see with Kreidler. All any band-aid needs to do, offensively, is hit .200 with an OBP over .240 and an OPS+ of over 50. Not a very big ask there. But I've seen enough of this hack Baez. Half of his swings look like some sort of seizure. He is so bad offensively, that even Gold Glove-caliber defense doesn't justify his existence on this roster. Are Harris' & Greenberg's hands tied by ownership or are they just too weak to make the necessary bold move? What message are you sending to your young players by continuing to tolerate this? 39 OPS +

Okay, this team should be looking at Sweeney at SS for the rest of this year. Is there something there? Could he at least be a better-hitting McKinstry next year? What is it going to take to jettison Baez. Enough already. He checked out a long time ago. Just cut him loose. I'd rather see them TRY someone else than continuing to roll him out there. If he goes 2 for 10 he raises his batting average - in August. That's pathetic. He played ya, Tigers. He got his money and quit trying. Just let him have the money. You can blame it all on Avila. Blah Blah Blah Defense. I don't care. I just can't stomach seeing him up there at the plate anymore. 4 HR, 33 RBI IN AUGUST ! OPS + at 39. My god, what are we doing here?

Moon & Dweezil are now older than their father ever was. Hard to believe.

With this obsession with things like "Tampon Tim" and this weird childless people tangent, I am starting to wonder if Kristina Karamo is an advisor for them. This sounds like the nutty **** she would say.