My new idea. (Rays & Marlins move to Montreal & Nashville because nobody in Florida cares about baseball dispite the fact that a lot of old people retire there and old people are the median age for baseball fans now).
Nobody gets compensation since everyone uses the DH. Shut up Pittsburgh. We know you are an original NL team, but you don't even try to win anymore, so shut up.
I still think of Houston as a National League team, so move them back.
Fire Ausmus
AL East
Baltimore, Boston, NY Yankees, Pittsburgh, Toronto
AL Central
Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Milwaukee, Minnesota
AL West
Kansas City, Oakland, Los Angeles, Seattle, Texas
NL East
Chicago, Montreal NY Mets, Philadelphia, Washington
NL South
Atlanta, Cincinnati, Houston, Nashville, St Louis,
NL West
Arizona, Colorado, LA Dodgers, San Diego, San Francisco
Limited Interleague Play with a guaranteed Home/Away series with your 'buddy' team every year
Baltimore v Washington The Beltway Battle
Boston vs. Atlanta Beantown Battle
NY Yankees vs NY Mets Big Apple Battle
Pittsburgh vs. Philadelphia The Pennsylvania Pissing Contest
Toronto vs. Montreal Maple Leaf Melee
Chi WS vs. Chi Cubs Southside vs. Northside
Cleveland vs. Cincinnati The something something of Ohio
Detroiit vs. Nashville Motown vs. Musictown
Milwaukee vs. Arizona The Odd Men Out Trophy
Minnesota vs. Colorado The Frozen Foray
Kansas City vs. St. Louis Battle of Mizzou
Oakland vs. San Francisco The Bay Area Battle Until Oakland ownership screws it up,
LA Angels vs. LA Dodgers The Superficial Showdown
Seattle vs. San Diego The West Coast Expansion Before It Was Ready Battle
Texas vs. Houston You can mess with Texas, the cops are scared.