I have a friend, well, now a former friend, who thinks we are all being hypnotized into believing that shootings are real when none of them are real, he says is MK Ultra in full effect and media has us all hypnotized. He says social media constantly bombards us with subniminal (his spelling, not mine) messages.
Well, while you motherfuckers are at it, can you hypnotize away my fucking hernia pain? I've got a lawn mower to push today.