Motor City Sonics

Welp, this one's over in a hurry.

Tigers............take this message..............stop pitching to Max Kepler now. No, he's not that good, but he is one of those guys......he just kills you, so either stop pitching to him or trade for him. Garcia struggling by the 3rd inning is a worst case scenario today..............

Putting Fidrych in any thread is alright by me. Loved that guy. None of it was an act.

We might see Riley Greene by the weekend..............Kody's time in the majors may be pretty short.

I really don't get why they're batting Rony Garcia 10th. I mean, pitchers are terrible hitters and that means fewer at bats for the top of your lineup. Hinch is losing it, man.

but if you're a 15 year old future country singer, no problem, come on in.

BREAKING NEWS Millions of children in America are taking part in extremely risky behavior again. They are going to school. In Texas last week there was an outbreak of bullet injuries at one school in a small town last week. Police quarantined themselves from the building so they would not catch this bullet wound virus going around and Texas politicians can't understand what is causing this bullet wound outbreak, but they are certain that it's not guns. Stay tuned for more information

Roger Clemens once threw at A.J. Hinch's head. So in retaliation A.J. will not put Kody into a single game where Roger is attending. Take THAT, Roger.

GIMME A HO IF YOU GOT YOUR FUNKY BUS FARE !

He could move for a large guy......................I saw in in Mike Maroth's almost no-no make two great plays at 3rd base.

Don't blow it, Kage (SWEAR WORDS GALORE)

I want to hear C-Mo say "Buttocks" again.

There we go.............We'll take it !

We need this insurance run here.................Come on Javy..............do something here..............starting to get a little pissed at you.

Come on HOME RUN.............FOR THE CYCLE !

Now the Twins will tie it because they are as annoying as the ants in my kitchen that keep coming back.

There is nothing I do in my everyday life that would allow me to slide and not be considered completely insane. Like heading into the hospital, I couldn't run up to the door and slide..................or when I mow my lawn I can't slide when I am done.........people would think I am insane.

CURLY FRIES, MOTHERF**KERS !

♫ Little Willi Willi don't go home............♫

I take that back, extending the rundown really helped

Torkelson with a SCREAMING base hit for the run there................Wow, he hit that so hard how could they even see it? In all seriousness, this is how you break out of a slump..............

Big day for Torkie The Yorkie, right ?

Horrendous base running for Schoop there. No excuse for that. Gotta play smarter

a strike there? the ball almost fucking hit him

base hit here..............so we can take a 5-4 lead and the Twins can tie it in the 8th.